God Wants to Smear Dung on Your Face - Malachi 2:3

Jodfk is correct, the Landover Baptist Church is a satire church. The correct reading of the verse is as follows:

"Behold I am going to rebuke your Offspring, and I will spread refuse on your faces, the refuse of your feasts; and you will be taken away with it."

Refuse of a feast does not necessarily equate to dung.

your going to hell... i really like that.

Did you see the way he was smiling about that? Gives me the shivers. Now I'm going to read the whole chapter and put it into context.

He is satire.

Prase jesus!!1

creepy jew worshippors

i must now find a hooker with over 30 STDs and give her $50 for a night alone with your reasoning

I always though THE LORD was a bit kinky..

Here again, god was thinking of us! Dung does wonders for the complexion.

So now this is a smiling matter? Obviously Fake Pastor Deacon Fred thinks so!