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God Wants to Smear Dung on Your Face - Malachi 2:3

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"Behold, I will corrupt your seed and spread dung upon your faces!" Malachi 2:3. Get this verse on a t-shirt by clicking the link below:

http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/75553

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  • ur faced seem sexually aroused when you was tlkin bout god smearing shit over peoples faces

  • Here again, god was thinking of us! Dung does wonders for the complexion.

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  • It's plain to see that Pastor Deacon Fred surely has the right spirit !! Praise!

  • The whole holy bible is full of shit.

  • The Bible is full of bovine scat.

  • seeing happy this guy looks, I'd say someones into scat scat nasty shit.

  • people drink fancy coffee that is coffee beans run thru a monkey's butt yes (DUNG) 

  • Hail satan XD

  • Dung is the glory of god? Maybe when Jesus healed the blind man by rubbing mud in his eyes it was really feces.

  • @Cadell02 Only in the NIV you know the toned down version.

  • PRAISE REVEREND SUN MYUNG MOON, He is the King of Peace;

    Think THAT is satire??? Nope. America's Christian Republicans crowned Moon King of Peace in the US Senate. Pat Boone sang f' real google it. Moon is the big money behind Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and the CNP which is also Palin's managerial org.

    GH and Barbara Bush are big fans of Moon.

    Moon married his dead son to 2 wives and said Jesus Christ will bow at his son's feet.

    Could give Deacon Fred a run at satire.

  • Jodfk is correct, the Landover Baptist Church is a satire church. The correct reading of the verse is as follows:

    "Behold I am going to rebuke your Offspring, and I will spread refuse on your faces, the refuse of your feasts; and you will be taken away with it."

    Refuse of a feast does not necessarily equate to dung.

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