The Assumption Song

the assumption song- Arogant Worms
Lyrics:
There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their
Marbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young lady who looked like a
Pretty, young preacher
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children, so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
Home in the country, with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Little pet dog, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty
You can go f*ck yourself!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• the
• assumption
• song
• Arogant
• worms

[ilovemylab1]

read this: "thepenisinhermouth"

did u read the pen is in her mouth? if u didnt then u have a dirty mind but dont worry we all do

[RomanianUser]

The Assumption Song FLASH from newgrounds and many . MANY other flashes that had the description from the poor authors that worked hard for it "please do not put it on youtube" , are stolen and put on youtube .That makes us , the newgrounders make more flashes , just for morons like youtubers to steal it and get ratings and shit . Even credited , no one gives a shit about you . so stop fucking stealing flashes from newgrounds . -not saying at this video but for all idiots out there.

[RoseRozeBB]

@ilovemylab1 the only people who would read that as the pen is in her mouth is an aaabsolute prude :L

[Awes0meSn1per115]

@ilovemylab1

I have a very dirty mind. And I don't think anyone has read "the pen is in her mouth."

[TacoSaurus1998]

flag this as sigestive but without nudity to get this gay-ass remake off of youtube

[TacoSaurus1998]

seriously only let oneyng put this on youtube, he is part of newgrounds and HE created it so dont replace it with f-ing pictures, everyone thinks its its retarded so newgrounds could and should take this off of youtube, anyways you never gave credit to chris o neil, he can copyright the assumptin song so you retards cant replace it with "pictures"

[TheLittleBigCrew]

@RomanianUser dude thats pretty much life

[AllegraCrazyAndLoved]

Two thumbs up!