Holly Jolly Bowie/Crosby Christmas Parody

Bing and David always get ready for the holidays by singing their favorite song "Bowie/Crosby Christmas". Music by Burl Ives, lyrics by Don Romano and Andrew Mack

Have a Bowie/Crosby Christmas
It's that "sell-out" time of year
When NBC makes a program-eee
With a geezer and a crooner

Have a Bowie/Crosby Christmas
We could really use a beer
Crosby: (to Bowie): You have mumps
Bowie: (to Crosby): You die in two months
But we still made it here!

Ho, Ho, well did you know
We do it for the green
I want to build a great big house
I want my limousine

Have a Bowie/Crosby Christmas
Give a present, give some cheer
Bowie: And under the tree, a DVD
Crosby: Of the show we're doing right now

Bowie: (spoken): Pick it up exclusively at Target, but only for this Holiday season or while supplies lasts. You know ol' Bing, if NBC wanted a real crooner, they would've called Sinatra.
Bing: Oh, yeah? Well, I heard that they wanted a transvestite with no musical ability so they called you.
Have a Bowie/Crosby Christmas
And in case it isn't clear
You've celebrated
You're inebriated
If that's all you made this year

Bowie: Happy Christmas everybody, and have a wonderful, splendid New Year!
Bing: Yes and from Bing Crosby, the host of this special, I wish you the best of best of holidays...and keep it in the pants.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• berwyn
• delivered
• christmas
• bowie
• crosby
• montini
• don
• romano
• andrew
• mack

[blackdinoranger5]

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[youmayrememberme]

lol

[nbc7784]

This is a very interesting video. It is refreshing to see young men taking an interest in such quality music. Luckily, I may be just the person to get this put into the public eye. You both display great talent which may be exactly what we are looking for.

I will be in contact with both of you soon.

-Jack

[unleashthefire13]

HEY!

Funny vid.

lol im @ ur house now

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA