Sentencing

Justice was harsh and swift - 20 minutes without a chance of parole - but they let him off early for good behavior.

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[Zalman1337]

@659Cake No, Family Guy is 100% original and has never referenced anything. They invented everything.

[maryberyboo]

Oh, memories..

My father made me smoke a pack when he caught me stealing his lighter..

...I was seven and I wanted to light a candle because my sister said I was too stupid to use a lighter.

Well! I sure proved her wrong!

[HaywoodJablowmeJr]

His name was cancer

[lokalllize]

was that sin bad

[ShawtyDaDrPepper]

@Zalman1337 HAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY

[Volundarkvioa]

@borskyviolin That sounds so stupid! People waving around light-swords!

Next you're gonna tell me that in that same movie people are going to be able to move shit with their mind and shoot lightning out of their fingertips because of microorganisms, huh?!

[moviemowdown]

@Zalman1337 What about Doug Walker's Star Trek joke?

[LazySniper]

@lastkillis100 carton on american spirits

[lastkillis100]

@LazySniper those are fucking pussy ass bitch ass cigs grow some bawlz

[borskyviolin]

@Zalman1337 In that case, someone should turn that episode they had in space with the light-swords and everything into a serious movie, I bet it'd be super successful.

[LazySniper]

should of been a pack of pall malls.

[nzfilmsdotcom]

@Zalman1337 OMG I was joking, hence the '......' seriously.