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Directed by Lance Wordsworth & Jermaine Leef
Produced by Jay Tewake with Jermaine Leef
Camera Lance Wordsworth
Color Grade by Shae Sterling

Creative Inspiration:
Mika - Mika Haka Foundation

Music production by Sonny Bishop, Karl Moser and Jermaine Leef

Mastering by the master of the Universe
CHRIS CHETLAND @ KOG

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Contact: Jay Tewake
Email: jay@thegeeks.biz

Considerations to our cohorts Smashbox cosmetics, Puma, The ice house our ape like cousins - (The Australopificus)

"MAORI BOY"
Performed by JGeek & the Geeks
Lyrics by Jermaine Leef, Music by Sonny Bishop with Jermaine Leef

CHORUS
I'm a Maori sitting in the sand
Got no money I don't understand
Do I ever, ever get annoyed
No, Cause I'm a Maori (I'm a Maori)
I'm a Maori Boy

VERSE 1
Boom bumped my head yeah I'm caught in a daze
See I'm the latest geek fashion testicle craze
would you look at my clothes and look at my faze
I play my Nintendo, every day.

See I get my clothes from the hokohoko shop
I shop till I drop and you know it don't stop
Cause I'm a Maori, I like my boil up salty
watching the warriors in the back of the club g

Cool thing is no one picks on me
Cause I got to Massey university
I get side tracked pretty easily
But I don't even care cause C's get degree's

My geek swagger it's the jam
I can be famous like the oysters from bluff
Like Michael Jackson said "Don't stop till you get enough"

CHORUS

VERSE 2
I'm like Maui gonna pull up the sun
Chuck my hook in the island now that's how it began
Till a Captain Cook came and brought his.....
And we said "Hey that's a crazy religion"

But I don't fight because I'm un-co as
But I know David Tua could give you the bash
All in his glory, see that's another story
See I'm a just a Hori I ain't got no cash

But I can dance I can wiggle my thang
See I'm a jiggley wiggley man
Yeah people think it's right cause it's a fabulous thang
But I ain't no American

Chorus

"Hey John Key look at me, I'm a Taniwha"

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  • Fark Maoris are hot

  • i love at the ends when hes like "breathless", you sure are. ;)

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  • Auckland?

  • Best in (2011)

  • oi jackykrys you dont know what ur talking about Moaris are the best kiwis are the best New Zealanders are the best go moaris

  • such fucking tools

  • whats the song at the end?

  • gangster

    

  • HAAHAHAHA!!! Thats #POLYSWAG!

  • Was that in Aotea square? lol

  • @trish711trish fucking ae, like hawt dayum. ♥

  • New episode for our pips..lol

    Keep it Coming jgeek...

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