JGeek and The Geeks - Maori Boy

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Directed by Lance Wordsworth & Jermaine Leef
Produced by Jay Tewake with Jermaine Leef
Camera Lance Wordsworth
Color Grade by Shae Sterling

Creative Inspiration:
Mika - Mika Haka Foundation

Music production by Sonny Bishop, Karl Moser and Jermaine Leef

Mastering by the master of the Universe
CHRIS CHETLAND @ KOG

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Contact: Jay Tewake
Email: jay@thegeeks.biz

Considerations to our cohorts Smashbox cosmetics, Puma, The ice house our ape like cousins - (The Australopificus)

"MAORI BOY"
Performed by JGeek & the Geeks
Lyrics by Jermaine Leef, Music by Sonny Bishop with Jermaine Leef

CHORUS
I'm a Maori sitting in the sand
Got no money I don't understand
Do I ever, ever get annoyed
No, Cause I'm a Maori (I'm a Maori)
I'm a Maori Boy

VERSE 1
Boom bumped my head yeah I'm caught in a daze
See I'm the latest geek fashion testicle craze
would you look at my clothes and look at my faze
I play my Nintendo, every day.

See I get my clothes from the hokohoko shop
I shop till I drop and you know it don't stop
Cause I'm a Maori, I like my boil up salty
watching the warriors in the back of the club g

Cool thing is no one picks on me
Cause I got to Massey university
I get side tracked pretty easily
But I don't even care cause C's get degree's

My geek swagger it's the jam
I can be famous like the oysters from bluff
Like Michael Jackson said "Don't stop till you get enough"

CHORUS

VERSE 2
I'm like Maui gonna pull up the sun
Chuck my hook in the island now that's how it began
Till a Captain Cook came and brought his.....
And we said "Hey that's a crazy religion"

But I don't fight because I'm un-co as
But I know David Tua could give you the bash
All in his glory, see that's another story
See I'm a just a Hori I ain't got no cash

But I can dance I can wiggle my thang
See I'm a jiggley wiggley man
Yeah people think it's right cause it's a fabulous thang
But I ain't no American

Chorus

"Hey John Key look at me, I'm a Taniwha"

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  Music

[Katie Faumuina]

maoris are so gorgeous!

[sharnoz88]

And so are you.

[Xylia Tengan]

OMFG. WHAT IS THAT DUBSTEP SONG AT THE END?

[kalaberga]

Maori boys are coming to Europe:woop woop!!This is going to be the HOTTEST european summer ever ;D

[krystakrysta808]

They came to our school! Hhaa its funny cuz i had no idea who they were!

[Dancing Pineapple Productions]

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[you0axed0for0it]

have u ever sucked a maori cock?

[erica greig]

i like the one with the sexy blue eyes soooooooooooo cute <3

[visthepygmymarmoset]

captain cook is hot!

[ohsnapitzKatelyn]

"breathless!"

[razarox101]

Like if you are watchin dis cause of nz got talent