BILL ENGVALL - Here's Your Sign Live (Part.8)

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Comedy

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• BILL
• ENGVALL
• Here's
• Your
• Sign
• Live
• Part
• 8

[yaoigirl103]

I'm thinking 'Oh dear god he can't say it, 'cause I'll start laughing.'

And sure enough he say's 'You get yer truck stuck?'

And god bless this trucker he did not miss a beat he said 'Nope I was delivering that overpass and ran out of gas.'

Here's your sign.

[TheStarKiddo]

i can never keep a straight face when he's telling a joke. my face hurts from laughing and smiling so much!

[dfhatley]

Do your legs hurt?

Nope...just crapped my pants!

OMG...this makes me laugh so hard!!

[Richcelt]

Locked my keys in my car and I couldn't get them out myself so I called AAA. As the guy was approaching the car he asked me, "Are the keys still inside?"

I didn't say anything besides, "Yep", but the first thought that went through my brain was, "Nope, got them right here in my pocket. I just called you all out here to see if you can open my door without them."

"Here's your sign."

[WithATwist19]

"Oh my God, were you on the ground?!"

"Nope! Santa was making one last run! Heeere's your sign!" XDDD

[Kadyium]

there's a video of Steve Irwins death over there ------>>>>>vvvvvvvv... your one click away from that weird part of youtube

[JonInCorpus]

A FB friend told a joke - a father boards a plane with his five kids. Flight attendant asks if they are all his. He replies "I work for a condom company and these are the customer complaints" - I comented "here's your sign"...now had to post this video b/c people didn't understand my comment. O.o

[Zanji1998]

one day i was at my house my cousin called me on the house phone and i swear to god he asked "are you at at home?" i said no im at school brought the house with me just in case

Heres your sign...

[dbuch1000]

6 people got ran into the wall and got stuck

[dragondancer1814]

My firehouse responded to a call on the main street once, and we were getting ready to wrap up when a passerby stopped and asked my husband (volunteer at the same department), "Hey, did you guys have a fire?" My husband, who's a total smartass, went, "No, we thought we'd have a practice drill in the middle of rush hour just to liven things up a bit!"

Here's your sign!

[Babyboomandy07]

Son: dad, i'm going to play you a song from Harry potter.

Dad: the movie?

Son: No, The book. Here's your sign