The Life of a Baggie

This guy packs his baggies fat like my joints
He just gives me weed and I give him my coins
It's a drug dealer relationship, "Wana get high?" "Why yes I do."
He's got Mowie Wowie and Tie on Stick
Plus some good White Widow shit makes you sick
It's a drug dealer relationship, where customers fly, just drop on by
Cuz' his Christmas Buds' bright red and green
Want some Purple Haze or Afghany Greed
It's a drug dealer relationship, he's getting me by, so I can get high
And I'm heading on home so the bong can get stoned
Plus the bubbler and hooka, pipe too, I bought some weed
I bought some weed
Now I'm home just chilling out I tend to smoke a lot
I think it's cuz' that fucking bong with ice makes cooler pot
Could be the god damn pipe I bought back in my college daze
Or how about that bitch the Zong with wicked twisted ways
So pack a bowl don't push too hard cause then it just won't light
But if that bowls part of a bong you can pack it fairly tight
Now time to time you'll get a clog just use a paperclip
And if in groups while passing joints then please don't nigger lip
Sometimes you find the need to use a pop or soda can
Or apple cored like steam rollers to make the pot taste grand
When smoking wet and compressed weed just let it all dry out
Two quarters act as a roach clip helps puff the dragon clouds
To fix the burn of dried out pot just use a wet quetip
In joints and blunts you break it small in bowls use buds that stick
In water pipes, bubblers, or bongs if beat just suck it down
A steam roller is very quick a shotguned hit that pounds
When puffing pipes keep packing it resistance makes the hit
And visualize the longest breath to ghost that fucking shit
I smoke and smoke till my lungs choke then brownies made with weed
This tea I brewed will get you high I picked out stems and seeds
But wait oh shit oh fuck oh no I'm smoking my last bowl
I look around and found a roach a fatty my friend rolled
I stumbled on some weed I hid for times I got no stash
A bag reserved for rainy days it's just an ounce of schwag
An ounce of schwag
Oh I smoke with bums and I smoke with kings
I will smoke you ragged round smoky rings
Oh the people smoke it just so, it tickles thier mind, and lets em' unwind
Now the things some feel when they smoke this prize
Some get paranoia and some red eyes
Oh the people smoke it just so, so they can get high, like clouds in the sky
Some can count their atoms or feel like blobs
And some girls who smoke give great blow jobs
Oh the people smoke it just so, so they can forget, about all the days shit
At the end of a sack every pothead's real sad
But we have a solution for that, go get your dealer
Go get your dealer
This guy packs his baggies fat like my joints
He just gives me weed and I give him my coins
It's a drug dealer relationship, "Wana get high?" "Why yes I do."
He's got Mowie Wowie and Tie on Stick
Plus some good White Widow shit makes you sick
It's a drug dealer relationship, where customers fly, just drop on by
Cuz' his Christmas Buds' bright red and green
Want some Purple Haze or Afghany Greed
It's a drug dealer relationship, he's getting me by, so I can get high
And I'm heading on home so the bong can get stoned
Plus the bubbler and hooka, pipe too, I bought some weed
I bought some weed

Category:

Music

Tags:

• tokin
• song
• weed
• majiuana
• pipes
• joints
• blunts
• ganja
• greens

[dazedandsublime]

its supposed to be funny, hes not claiming to have musical talent. i dont know if you can read but if you cant it clearly says "hope u get a laugh out of this" for THE WHOLE VIDEO.

[n0offence]

COOL

[joemamajoe0297]

shits funny ass hell but gave me a head ache lol

[chrismwhall1986]

Dude, you have got all the sh*t worked out, excuse the british term but, Geezer you got it cut!!!

[l337x4xl1f3]

i smoked some home grown to this and laughed the whole time i was smoking

[gande27]

fucking hilarious

[Seckser]

sick man, keep on tokin (Y)

[StuckonGreen420]

ur baked huh man lmao way 2 go lol me too man