SOMETHING SMELLS FISHY, AND IT'S NOT MY MONKEY...

In the June of 2001, The Washington Post online publications, Slate Magazine, published a story by Jay Forman entitled "Monkeyfishing: Cruel and Unusual? Or Good Sporting Fun?" In it Mr. Forman recounted the story of a trip he took to the Florida Keys, to an island where local fisherman had developed a custom of fishing for monkey reportedly left to breed there by a pharmaceutical research company.
It seemed too good to be true.
http://www.stinkyjournalism.org/latest-journalism-news-updates-93.php

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[nemesi609]

@keandaas edwin can rot in hell, that was his F*CKING MONKEY, and he knows it.

[keandaas]

@nemesi609 the last thing edwin told me before the raptors ripped him apart and ate him was that, THATS YOUR MONKEY

[nemesi609]

@keandaas what did he tell you then, that he was my monkey or something? because that would be preposterous, because hes clearly not my monkey.

[keandaas]

@nemesi609 tell the monkey what you told me..... that's not what he told me

[nemesi609]

@keandaas but... thats not my monkey.

[keandaas]

@nemesi609 I'll do you one better. and hang kiri from the legs of your dead monkey, which is hanging from the limb you went out on

[nemesi609]

@keandaas

im gonna go out on a limb here.. .... and hang your monkey from it.

[keandaas]

I promise. That is NOT. MY. MONKEY.

[nemesi609]

thats not my monkey