Bill Bailey and Billy Bragg sing 'Unisex Chipshop'

Is there a version of this song where the skin-head gang makes a four-legged sausage toy or something like that?

Margaret Thatcher has gone on record as saying that she hates Billy Bragg for being a socialist who can write catchy tunes and for also showing that they can have a sense of humour.

Terrible things happen at chip shops, like the one down my road.Masked bastards jumped out a black car and stormed the shop, breaking everything the man ever worked for and pulled off his testicles with pliers as after they hung him.Semi-conscious, he watched in horror as they fed his balls to a vicious rottweiler that always lurked around the area.

bragg got the lyrics wrong! weeey

if you'd paid attention you'd realise this isn't billy bragg's song but a creation of bill bailey

i guess he meant that bill bragg's singing a parody of himself. that's kinda cool

i used to buy my chips
from an oppressive chip shop regime
the girl who worked there she seemed happy
but i knew it was not what it seemed
do you want salt and vinegar
was what they made her say
but in the language of the ghetto
that means help im a woman in chains.

i used to see her
in my dreams i would see her
running naked through the woods round reinham
if i had some tigers id train em to protect her
from the sexual fascism that was lurking
round the gherkins.

id lean across the counter and we would talk
id carve the name debbie
on a little wooden fork
then into the shop came a skin-head gang
they smashed the fork from my hand
debbie she looked at me
to assert my masculinity
i said oi
they said what
i said nothing

sexual fascism lurking around the gherkins anyone?