Ronco Rotisserie Diet Testimonials

It is no secret that the amazing Ronco Rotisserie can churn out some mouth-watering meals. What took me by surprise in this version of his infomercial is that out of nowhere the machine is also some sort of magical diet system. Long time Ronco audience members come out of the woodwork to sing Ron's praises, explaining how much weight they lost along with various other things. This clip is not to be missed.

HIGHLIGHTS:
- People seem competitive in their explanations
- Bizarro-Springer speaks Spanish
- Guy claims his weight loss was hard... and easy
- Use of pink text for the "PIG" story
- Girl makes up "some modeling pictures" excuse
- Dane's dad is fake as is his confirmation
- Ghetto index card name tags
- Ridiculous shirt worn by woman behind Dane

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• ronco
• showtime
• rotisserie
• chicken
• ribs
• solid
• flavor
• injector
• shears

[MizNelson]

Thanks for posting this. What they don't tell you is that you usually wind up regaining the lost weight if you go off this sham diet. Thanks for the amusing infobox commentary. The infobox commentary is priceless.

[HelmerandRawlins]

Thank you for that astute comment. This clip is a long time favorite of ours and your appreciation and comment about the infobox does not go unnoticed. =)

[MizNelson]

Only after I posted my comment did I realize I'd repeated myself in the last two sentences. Gah. :)

[HelmerandRawlins]

Hahah no worries mate. I watched the clip again and realized that one of my favorite parts is the woman calling Ron "Ronco".

[magicbanana]

Fuck you, Dane Johnston. Fuck you and fuck your daddy, too.

[rogtodd]

This is too funny... I lost it all eating sausages! I bet she ate some sausage alright....

[hoziqul]

My good friend has been following DietOramy weight loss plan (found through Google) for about one or two months now and she burned most of her physique fat now - I'm attempting to speak her into fitness, but she is just loyal to her DietOramy...

[DizzyedUpGirl]

1:27 She can not thank Ronco enough.

[DizzyedUpGirl]

EATING FREAKING SNAUSAGES, DAMMIT!

[Grant117]

Dane's Dad sounds like the announcer...

[popcornbytes]

0:54 "Salchichas! Salchichas!!" hahaha I love the creepy audience testimonials!

[Daghead]

Pause at 0:54

[porsche187]

why did the kid lose 8 pounds. he doesn't seem particularly obese or in danger of obesity to me, maybe it's the camera angle

[jfrey1]

i lost 382 pounds in 11 days.

[liquinoriginal]

hey danes father how can you confirm your son lost the wieght? HUH?! SHOW ME ON THE SCALE BITCH

[Drizzlerman]

I managed to splooge on twenty clowns