A Song For John Terry - Dave Henson

A song in 'tribute' to Chelsea and former England football captain John Terry and his affair with Wayne Bridge's ex-girlfriend, Vanessa Perroncel.

Lyrics:

He's Mr Chelsea and captain of our land
But Fabio's gonna take away his armband
'Cos he had dirty sex with Wayne Bridge's ex
He cheated, he cheated

He used to meet her at the Hilton Hotel
While Wayne was playing one-twos wth Darius Vassell
He cheated, he cheated

He cheated (cheated), cheated (cheated)
The gagging order's been deleted

He'll claim he's persecuted, misunderstood
Go share your sob stories with Tiger Woods
You cheated

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[edydark1]

@tmos222 None of the above is worse than being a Man United fan.

[edydark1]

@Krzisnik162 She was his ex right after john terry had sex with her

[stuart12361]

@domin700 he is racist scum bag

[domin700]

i still like john terry

[tmos222]

@jasamfranjo Racist, scumbag, wanker, everyone knows what John is like.

[soccerplayinfool12]

i love jt and chelsea but this song made me laugh so hard i criedXD

[conormcgihon1]

Lol 1 2s with darius vassel:')

[flimda]

@Krzisnik162 why do you think she was his ex?

[gremlin123454321]

terry did bridge a favour bridge with frankie sandford now, so well done jt

[stuart12361]

is it wierd that all chelsea players or thugs