Cozy Up to the Finklestein Boy!

Slowmo of the best scene from Up In Smoke, arguably the funniest Cheech and Chong ever!

Tommy Chong as Anthony "Man" Stoner
Strother Martin as Arnold Stoner
Edie Adams as Tempest Stoner

Arnold Stoner:

Sweetheart, I'll talk to him.
Son, your mother and me would like for you to cozy up to the Finkelstein boy. He's a bright kid, and, uh... he's going to military school, and... remember, he was an Eagle Scout...
Mrs. Tempest Stoner: Arnold...
Arnold Stoner: Will you shut up? We're not going to have a family brawl!
Mrs. Tempest Stoner: ...and a retard!
Arnold Stoner: We've put up with a hell of a lot.
You lift weights, build your goddamn muscles, huh? You know, you could build your muscles picking strawberries. You know, bend and scoop... like the Mexicans. Shit, maybe I could get you a job with United Fruit! I got a buddy with United Fruit. Get you started. Start with strawberries, you might work your way up to these goddamn bananas! When, boy? When... are you going to get your act together?
Anthony Stoner: Burp!
Mrs. Tempest Stoner: Gross!
Arnold Stoner: Oh, good God Almighty me. I think he's the Antichrist. Anthony, I want to talk to you. Now, listen! Don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you! You get a goddamn job before sundown...
Mrs. Tempest Stoner: What is that? Some kind of peace sign?
Arnold Stoner: ...or we're shipping you off to military school with that... GOD-DAMN FINKLESTEIN SHIT-KID! SON OF A BITCH!

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• Cheech & Chong
• Slow Motion
• Humour
• Tommy Chong
• finkelstein
• finklestien
• finkolstein