Porn (Natalie Imbruglia - Torn Parody) - 2 Guys 1 Cup

Porn documents my own personal experience with the internet, and pornography. From that first accidental porn popup all the way through to my computer running like a stoned pensioner on methadone.

Full lyrics are available at http://666.theurp.co.uk/porn.asp

I think everyone who finds a "Free" resource on the net for the first time gets into the same trouble with spyware. etc. Just so happens porn was the first thing I looked for when I became net-wise, which proved to be my first computers demise! I'm sure everyone who uses E-Mail can relate to the viagra-pill and penis enlargement E-Mail issue. I normally E-Mail back saying, "Solid as a rock mate but thanks for your concern", or "No Thanks, I have a huge penis thank you very much."

Credits go to Spambanjo for the one-off backing track and Vocals, also Hindley on vocals and our special guest 'Ed-Head' filling the gaps in the background.

Porn is sung to the tune of Torn by Natalie Imbruglia and also features the opening rap from Ho by Ludacris.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• porn
• natalie
• imbruglia
• torn
• cover
• pornography
• internet
• ludacris
• ho
• hindley
• spambanjo
• natallica
• Natalie Imbruglia
• Parody
• Comedy
• Spoof

[HybridKir]

I met a man and now I'm his wife

He really weird, he stays up late and watches Spice all night

And calls up triple xxx webites

He's not the man that I once adored

He watches old videos starring Traci Lords

And goes to the adult bookstore

The magazines he always buys

Shows a woman with three guys

They're getting it on

He's obcessed with porn~

[SpamBanjo]

@HybridKir Quality, I like it :D :D

[SpamBanjo]

@HybridKir Dude, seriously, do the world a favour and record your own version! Then get ur ass back here and post it as a video response :D :D!!! Doooo eeeeet!

[carlo88moe]

this is fantastic, guys, lol

[SpamBanjo]

@carlo88moe Thanks dude <3

[fckingusernames]

i want to have what hes smoking! :D

[HybridKir]

@SpamBanjo I'll have my GF do it instead.

Bitch loves to sing. And she might just do it justice.

[HybridKir]

@SpamBanjo Now it's on again

Those breasts can't be real

And all the lesbians

Writhing naked on the floor

He gets ho happy when

Jenna Jameson squeals

Don't understand why men are so addicted to hardcore

Stays up way too late, watching lots of pooooorn~

[nijhuis007]

hehe ur crazy but funny : deathchillz

[discreditor]

this is sweet, you need to do it with more confidence though.

[SpamBanjo]

@irrevaldy14 The lyrics are in the description below the video!! And that weird thing in the background... well we are not exactly sure what it is! :D

[ScHnitzLLlicious92]

ahhahhaha XD

niice!