Testicular Blues

Verse 1:
I was feeling fine
nothing really on my mind
'til I woke up this morning
and found out the news
and good is what it's not
I found out that I have got

Chorus:
Testicular Blues
I have got Testicular Blues

Verse 2:
And it hurts so bad
and it makes me sad
and now I'm sure yearning
for some good news
'cause I am feeling hurt and sore
and I blame Dolly Parton for my

Chorus

Bridge 1:
Harmonica solo / instrumental

Verse 3:
I'd give my heart and soul and shoes
if only I could lose
my constant mourning
and that is the truth
I hope and pray
that some day
I'll lose my

Chorus

Bridge 2:
Harmonica solo/ instrumental

Done

This is actually my second cowboy themed song and my second song using a harmonica; however, this is my first time to fingerpick a whole song and my first attempt at using 12 bar blues. I was listening to a lot of David Allen Coe and Hank Williams Sr. and Jr. and I used the fingerpicking pattern from the Kansas song Dust in the Wind throughout the entire thing. So yeah, enjoy!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• bluegrass music
• inspirational
• harp
• chords
• musical instruments
• fingerpicking
• Kansas
• picking
• pattern
• dust
• wind
• testicular
• blues
• balls
• blue
• ball
• gonad
• gonads
• 12
• bar
• Samuel
• Hollis
• Christian
• Hoehner
• country
• flare
• western
• testicle
• testicles
• Dolly
• Parton
• Sam

[whatsupfamousface]

love the harmonica ^_^

[xNightxSpawnx]

awesome song. makes me feel bad that my nuts work fine and your's don't.

[geetarxist]

bravo