West Point Mathematics

Three cadets use projectile motion equations to make the most out of a boring Friday night.

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Comedy

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• Point

[EcstaticMomentz]

They made me smile. Their math demonstration made me smile. Ahhh, if life were that simple!

[anhacus]

They major in civil engineering.

[XGCScrappy]

Thanks bud, enjoyed it. Bless you.

[albertuskundratis1]

NB Nota Bene:Note Well! A necessary correction inserted in DC BUBBA's 6 Factors to O.T.E.(The Ontic-Triadic Equation: Will Cadet Digorno, Cadet Sheehan, Cadet Lull RESOLVE its ZEROS OF THE FUNCTION? Remember the Fundamental Theorem of Algebra:every Root of a Polynomial Equation contains at least ONE COMPLEX ZERO!) Back to the main Subject:the inserted Correction! DC BUBBA'S 6 FACTORS used The Quadratic Formula to implement the goal of its SOLUTION! When I gave you the Factored Result I

[albertuskundratis1]

The Cadet that came into the Dorm room and was out in the Parade Ground with a bag of cookies resembles Tim Tebow of the Denver Broncos! To me he's the Tim Tebow of West Point!

[albertuskundratis1]

FAC ME(Fuck Me) Instrumentum Pacis Tuae(An Instrument of Your Peace) but let u s go further;FAC TE OMNES,EOS,VOS-NOS(Fuck you-YOU,Fuck Them-Fuck us all off!) Fuck the whole world off as well! I close with Euler's famous Equation:e to the Pi timesi equals Zero! PS: The Witch also makes secret visits to the Naval Academy(Do not her find this out for will screw u all off

[albertuskundratis1]

This is standard set theory; so cadet caelo is Cadet DIGORNO; Cadet "Cadet" is Cadet SHEEHAN; and Cadet Fulmen is CADET LULL! Remember TO KEEP YOUR SECRET TO YOURSELF: DUTY! HONOR! COUNTRY! DUE TEE ON HER CONE TREE!:Use Projectile Motion Into The Clitotis Vagina(By the Way VAGINA is SCABBARD or SHEATHE in LATIN: Conclude the Fighting_Make Peace! Al has another dirty secret to disclose:"Make Me an Instrument Of your Peace!"(This is from the AF Cadet Prayer: translate that into Albertine(Latin)

[albertuskundratis1]

#2037)Do these Faktors highly merit a Fulln'Good Use? Si!(Si, Senor:yes,Mr! in Spanish)"Tu Ibis!" up HH(Though of Nightn'Fully Goin HH!)eg FUN en U! Remenber these lexanagrams were conce4ived directly and fully but not bastardly from USAFA's Monument:Man's Flight Through Life Is Sustained By The Power Of His Knowledge)! AS I,A,and H were matched with X,Y,and Z so Cadet Caelo, Cadet Cadet, and Cadet Fulmen of "Caelo Cadet Fulmen" were one to one corresponded with the three cadets in this video!

[albertuskundratis1]

This is th'lexannagram of Cadet Swinies("Swine Is!") #2035)FootBall's Leader Faktors it out in Depth!(hence DC Bubba's 6 Factors as previosly disclosed)How use he(Swinies or Owl or Both?) his F's? G! U ginny him U.G.U.(Undergoing Great Undertakings ie Jess MacPherson's Adventure Unlimited:Leave It To Beaver!);#2036)U now see its fully faktored form,Al! TU ES OPUS(Es Miles Operis Iussus Huc quod ALBERTUS Miles Est!):Id Bene "iis" (iis Provinciis Prospere Gestis:the old Provinces of Knowledge!)

[albertuskundratis1]

! WARNING! WARNING!(like the Robot of Lost In Space to Will Robinson concerning Cadet Bartholomew or Dr. Smith or BOTH! Don't disclose ANY of This toTHE WITCH at the Mint! And don't disclose to USAFA either(she makes secret visits there as her Pentagonal Duty but OWL is Nonnagonal....#2033(anagrammed out of th':Eagle and Fledgling Monument(Albert's great SECRET): F. Kue's ROOTS of the Eguation ie Find all Hid rutes by plus-minus! Egg U! HHH. (throw eggs for Humpty Dumpty!)

[albertuskundratis1]

22.45915771836104573427152...t­ranscendental or irrational not yet known:could it impossibly be BOTH? Just like OTE and DU together? Whereas the Equation of Penius(pen-NIGH us) could be visualized as th Sun's Equator with its diameter(taking 27 days to rotate,I think,) in hieroglyphized form set equal to pi to the"e"-th mathematical and physical and visually aesthetic basis of the full solar magnetic cycle equalling about 22 years! Owl on th Dish of Pallas Athena will disclose another SECRET

[albertuskundratis1]

This IS how OTE evolved in historical conception....If you have problems take it to Cadet SWINIES("Swine Is!") of Top T Swine("West point" rearrange as its own anagram for Al(Owl) the Prodigal Son of th Prodigal Sun! And who is Cadet Swinies( or Swinius)? He's your QB on the Team of Army vs Navy Thanksgiving Game 2010....There is The Quintessence Equation:27to th'fifth plus 84to th'fifth plus 110to th'fifth plus 133to th'fifth= 144to th'fifth! Then there's th' equation of PENIUS: Pi to the "e"