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Song A Day #489: Two Steps To The Left Texas Style

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Uploaded by on May 3, 2010

you're running down the terminal
you're looking for your gate
you'er pretty stressed out
as you cast about
cause you know you're already late
you hear a sound behind you
coming from a mile
honk honk beep beep
two steps to left son
two steps texas style

there's a fat man on a trolly
with grannies on the back
he's weaving in and out
through the terminal it's packed
as he rushes past you
the grannies barely smile
two step

i won't wait a minute or a while
stand in my way i'm about to get riled up
two steps to the left texas style

down the way a bit
he crashes to a halt
he's hit a statue of Geroge Bush
bronze with a core of salt
the grannies are all dangling
it's a gruesome and it's vile

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  • Love it! It's certainly Johnny-Cash-ish! Keep up the great work.

  • Oh hello there Johnny Cash, nice to see you!

  • fun song

  • "two lefts huh, two steps... im tired" lol

    admittedly, "two steps to the left" kind of a tongue twister.

  • Was this recorded in a mirror? o.o That's weird.

  • I like that you kept the fumble in.

  • Channelling a little Man In Black here, eh?

    Thanks for another video!

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