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Enjoy your lattes, you sheep.

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Comedy

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• cohenism
• hits
• serious
• subjects
• just
• not
• today
• or
• ever
• probably

[madieebel]

You know, i think its pretty obvious that you wrote that before you said it. Nobody talks like that in real life.

[Cohenism]

@madieebel Of course it is.

I think you'll be surprised to know most youtubers script what they're going to say. It prevents us from being incredibly boring.

:)

[TheClockheart]

@Cohenism you script it in the way that tries to launch yourself above others. As if this is what is normal for you. But what we can be sure is normal for you, is the use of a thesaurus. Try not scripting it; I believe it would take away your monotonous forefront and extinguish your unfortunate attempt at dry humour. Try it :), rinse and repeat until delicious.

[Cohenism]

@TheClockheart I'm a pretentious, narcissistic tool. But then, isn't everyone? Here you are, giving me pointers on video-making, when you're clearly not a video-maker. Thanks, but no thanks, veteran.

Also, despite your incredible analysis of my speech, you'd be surprised to find out that you don't know me after watching a one and half minute video from 2 years ago. Go troll somewhere else. I have no need for it.

:)

[tooooony95]

ur fucking weird. ur videos are shit

[Cohenism]

@tooooony95 Thanks. I wish you well in your endeavors. :)

[CalenBarnes]

I wish I had your vocabulary! haha

[AmandaRaeSavesTheDay]

This is so funny. :) I love it! Good job! <3

[Nerdfighter007]

Also, @TheClockHeart DANG.

[Nerdfighter007]

@GarlandJE You might want to look up some words if you're gonna use them. He's not naive... And although he is cynical (nice try spelling that) a lot of people are and it isn't necessarily a bad thing.

[cyoachim10]

I don't understand the haters on here. I find this hilarious, maybe my sense of humor is "dry" too.

[GarlandJE]

and a fuckin cynicical prick too, i might add

[GarlandJE]

this guys a naive asshole.

[jessface777]

lol nice!