I Finally Understand GOD!

God is just like most men (but you know more Godly) COMEDY, muthafuckas! If you dont like it get the fuck outta my pool!

Category:

Comedy

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• God
• gets
• laid
• old
• testament
• vs
• new
• the
• nature
• of
• god
• religion
• christianity

[freedom0f5peech]

I don't know... He invented "Hell" in the New Testament. The fear of everlasting hell... that's quite a bit worse than aneything in the Old Testament... at least all the evil stuff in the O.T. doesn't last forever.

[beckezmail]

you dont have kids do you? lol kids=7 monkeys in a hotel room=hell

[LittleBlueBird]

Hm, the God you're talking about is man made, obviously. I'm not an atheist, but the reason why I find this offensive, is because you're basically implying that Men are assholes? Indeed, that is childish.

[beckezmail]

not all men are assholes, but all men need sex, lol, sorry not meant to offend, just laugh!

[beckezmail]

BTW, BlueBird, I LOVE men, they all need to get laid tho! It is meant as comedy, obviously tho. Not all men are assholes, esp most of the time, I respect and admire many men.

[pchannell]

Ha ha, cool! I like it. I think your right, I know poon makes me feel better.

[beckezmail]

Thanks pchannel! So good to hear from you! I miss you alot!

[SkittlesLoli]

HEAR HEAR

[believersrule]

Stupid. Take your own advice and "mature".

[EarthBeautifull]

That so funny wow

[FilipinoxBandito]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Love it. I think God was mean cause people were like "Ummm what can't I do?" "Just don't do this and I'll feed your family forever". "wait, what? (did it)".

[EnidKeat]

So all he had to do is get forked!! i get it now! thanks a lot

[Vire70]

LOL nice theory.

[ourvinylcollection]

..that's why a lot of christians (conveniently) disregard the Old Testament as being applicable to today's standards of morals.

Pick 'n' choose. Nooky. HAH!

[AlmightyAtheismo]

One time I was debating a Christian, and I sent them a barrage of Scriptural references about God's cruelty in the Bible.

They wrote back "God is Love"

I nearly fell out of my chair laughing.

[BrittanyER86]

LMFAOOOOO!!! "Got a little pun" hahahaha

[Delinexwow]

heh the bible itself contradicts EVERYTHING it tells us...the entire moron, catholic, and every other religion is false....nice try tho :O

[beshxo]

Actually he didn't get laid, Mary was a virgin. I think you are basing your theory off of your Mormon background because they falsely claimed that God had sex with Mary. Which is FALSE and contradicts everything the Bible tells us.. but then again so does the entire Mormon religion. Nice try though ;)

[jackbuddha2002]

HA! I can't believe I didn't see it before. Thanks Beck!