You can't eem cachit!

Yeah, I got what I went ta get. DAMN, dat's a whole lotta sumtin', but it ain't ova notin. Undastand see I'm sayin'? Dat shit makes ya bad, makes ya crippled. See I'm, it keep my dick hard doe! Ya undstand-see-i-sayin'? Give ya gray hayuh, ya see I'm sayin'? All dat good shit. It get, it give me knowledge and wisdom, ya undstand-see-i-sayin'? I ain't no fool today cuz, I know what dis shit do to me, undah sayin'? It's, ya put it on ya pipe, ya light it, it goes up in the ayuh, ya cain't eem catchit.

Ya's ready?...heah I come...look out dog, here I come. Beam me up.

Damn, who callin' me y'all...hey who is dat y'all? Shiiii. Look, oooo it's...I got ta go. There it is y'all! CHUGGA LUG CLUG CLUG, quack quack it's a duck! OOOOOOO ladda dee ladda dee! Hea he comes now big buddy, Choo-Choo blowin' da train! WOOOWEE! Oh, goddamn y'all...Look AAW, man da movie. Yeah, Chugga lug clug. Hey, ova dayuh! Hea I come. Scottie, Dr. Phil help me. Spock! Hea I is. Beam me up! My leg is hurtin'. Yessuh. oooo, oooo, ladda dee. ahhh. move it. ooow. My bad leg 'bout ta go y'all. Man, I like dis stuff so good, I hurt myself when I hurt myself. But, now I'm ok, I took my massa best. I feel like a king on da moun-teh top. Good ol' Humpty DUMPTY sat on da wall, he broke his neck when he feel off da wall. I hurt my head when I hit da rock, but now I'm ok today. I gots ta do dis again.

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[Fry39]

Good ol' Humpty DUMPTY sat on da wall, he broke his neck when he feel off da wall.

[croebot]

chugga lug clug clug, quack quack it's a duck!