Campaign In 100 Seconds: Dazed and Confused

What's up with Rick Perry? Is he responsible for developing an intricate new stand-up routine that profoundly confuses the national media? Or could - er - something else be at work? His recent campaign speech in New Hampshire certainly has people talking. Evan McMorris-Santoro investigates...

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[lsdesign]

best gop field ever!!!

[1trudisciple]

Well, off to smoke some back medicine.

[GovernMentalFreedom]

I FEAR NO EVIL, I FEAR PEOPLE WHO LIVE ON DOING NOTHING, OCCUPY TRUTH.

Ron Paul 2012

[keithcarey]

Makes politics fun again. Vote Ron Paul if you want any change in Wash.

[hwkstr1]

I may not agree with Perry's policies, but 'ol Rick would make an epic drinking buddy

[Calimantalkin]

Perry is lucky cain is fucking up so bad at the same time.

[tomitstube]

sex and drugs. and why do republicans hate hippies again?

oh yeah, they're fucking hypocrites?

[WikeddTung]

oh, have a cocktail rick.

[CanadianImperialist]

PLEASE STOP COMMENTING FOR FUCKS SAKE IAM SO GONNA UNSUBSCRIBE

[theicediamond7]

rp coker

[Tokoroegao]

He was drunk - simple

[gomer1021]

Pretty soon they'll all have to drop out, and Mitt will be the only candidate left. T-Paw must feel pretty stupid right now.

[dan91709]

@vintis88 BTW - I wouldn't be surprised if WLR (White Lightening Rednecks) and religious conservatives are a related demographic - south of the Mason-Dixon Line. Just take a closer look at the next southern Tea-bagger you happen to run across. I think you'll see what I mean! :-)

[dan91709]

@vintis88 Yep, that's pretty funny! :-)

The REAL target demographic are the unshaven obese white-lightening drinking middle aged trailer trash rednecks that like to get falling down drunk in the front yard while wearing nothing but a dirty "muscle" tee so their hairy little kibbles and bits can wave "hello" to passersby. :-)

"Smart" move Perry - and that's NO joke.

[TrollBuster9090]

@robinvan1983

True, but to win the GOP nomination you have to be BELLIGERENT stupid, not mellow stupid.

To win the GOP nomination you have to be Nelson Muntz, not Jeff "Aloha Mr. Hand" Spicoli.

[TrollBuster9090]

@1trudisciple

Yeah, five bucks says Perry DRANK that bottle of Maple Syrup as soon as he got back stage, giggling the whole time.

[dan91709]

@1trudisciple With a whiskey chaser. LOL!

[dan91709]

Wow! DOHFA! (drunk off is fucking ass)

"Today has been AWESOME girl!" ROTFLMAO!

[wretcherwretch]

Goddammit, stop with the commentary.

[route99]

And YET somehow the Democrats will fyck this up and we'll have Vice President Bachmann in the White House.

I hope they'll give her a perch to hang upside down from when she sleeps.

Good grief.

[MarlaisO]

hahaha the GOP is completely fucked up

[steelydanbowler]

What's up with this narrator? I liked these videos better the old way.

[GypsyMofakka]

Why did that dude mention Dennis Miller? I thought that guy was dead. His career is.

[MartianStories]

It's like the dad from "Malcom in the middle" running for president.

[sailfished]

Perry is a clown, the tpmtv narrator looks like he just came back from an all night s/m session