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Uploaded by on Dec 26, 2007

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If you're tired of all the talk about New Year's Resolutions, THIS IS FOR YOU. It's not too late to start your 2009 out right.

If you decide to keep one resolution, make it this: Resolve to get our new album here: http://tinyurl.com/2arfy6

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Rhett: http://www.twitter.com/rhettmc
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Lyrics and some chords:
F
working out, losing weight
Bb
maybe using tanning spray
F Bb
becoming more attractive in general

reading more, watching less
learning all the rules for chess
becoming somewhat smarter in general
eating fish, not fingernails
volunteer to save the whales
becoming a better guy in general
saving more, spending less
yes I will wax my chest
dating more girls in general

Bridge C Bb F
But not this year. No this year is different!
As different as a gazelle. Yes, a gazelle from a deer. (They're actually not that different.)
After all these failed resolutions. Bb C Bb C
My future is clear, the future is near!

Chorus: F A Bb C
Just forget those resolutions you
know that you are never gonna do
and adopt a more realistical view
by committing to things that come easily to you
like eat at least one value meal a week
or put the correct shoes on the correct feet
Bb C F
just "Raise the bar to walk effortlessly underneath!"

Chorus2:
Just face the fact you've always thought
those resolutions don't mean squat
Settle in to a comfortable spot
embrace all the things you know you are not.
Hit the snooze, roll over, then repeat
Make large purchases, then lose the receipts
just "Raise the bar to walk effortlessly underneath!"

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  • My New Year's resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall.

    And I plan on sticking to it.

  • My new year's Resolution is: 1680X1050 .

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  • Still the most hilarious song about New Year's Resolutions I've ever heard!

  • Video reply! 

  • its a pity ... went online to be inspired and found this

  • You guys have such a Jethro Thull feel. I love it!

  • HELLO NEVILLE LOVETT :D

    plz like so my school can see this my teacher plays this song when we go in the class

  • Happy New year: 2012.

  • @AnarchisThinker yep, isn´t that great?!

  • @justgoodies We're ALL watching this in 2012, whoever is looking at this comment right now. XD

  • Thumbs up if you are watching this in 2012!! Greetings Rhett and Link! =)

  • inshallah this year will b good 4 me wanna find me a girl 2 settle down with amen stop alcohol still goin to drink occasionally

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