Download the MP3 on iTunes http://tinyurl.com/6yg6wok. For more Toasters 'N' Moose, check out their film at http://www.chickensintheshadows.com or on Facebook: http://tinyurl.com/64z38x2
Directed by Vincent Gargiulo with help from Rick Takes, Parker Nolan, & Alanna Alberts Wiitala.
Lyrics:
It's undeniable, a natural fact
Kick up your heels, T&M are back
We've returned to tell you our story
Living large off Internet glory
The epitome of wealth
Homeless? Check yourself.
We got blankets we don't even use
Shirts, pants, socks, and shoes
(Chorus)
I don't know why you think that I look like a hobo
I don't think I do
Cuz you know I'm not homeless
You know I'm not homeless
If you try to give me some food and I yell at you
It's not cuz I'm rude
It's because I'm not homeless
You know I'm not homeless
When I wanna sit, I sit in a chair
I don't have to sit just any old where
I can be on the porch and I drink champagne
Don't need no cardboard when it rains
I got a telephone and a stereo
I got a tv set and they all work you know
They're not in a cart. They're in my car
I bought them at Best Buy cuz I'm a star
(Chorus)
If you think that I sleep in cans, well I, I don't do that
I sleep in a bed
Cuz you know I'm not homeless
You know I'm not homeless girl
Get a job. Don't lay in the street
Make some money. It can't be beat
Put down the sign. Give it a rest
Taste the biscuit cuz it's the best
I have sex every night
And if I don't, that's alright
I'm not homeless. I got a home
I'm not homeless. Leave me alone!
(Chorus)
(Fly Into Space)
I love yall lol :)
Steadyareyouready 7 months ago 19
freakin cheesey and fun. i love it.
debradebbiedeb 7 months ago 16