The Altar Girlz- Jesus Rap

Chris, Steph, and Sarah get funky, Jesus style!

For bloopers and Deleted scenes go to: http://youtube.com/watch?v=wn_3twneRhY

Music: "The Miracle Song" from the Altar Boyz cast recording
Lyrics:
Yo Abe
Break me off a piece of that miracle funk!

John: 2
Mother Mary got invited to a wedding
Everybody's drinking, excited
When all of a sudden
The wine gave out
Mary on the QT gave JC a shout (Hey!)
Jesus said
"Woman what do I have to do with you?"
He was only there to party with his twelve member crew
But Mary was his mama so He said
"Fill up those cups with water."
And they did thinkin' it was worth a shot
Jesus said
"Take some out and give it to the waitah"
He drank it said,
"Why'd you save the good stuff for latah?"
The weddin' was a hit
and everything turned out fine
But how'd he make the water turn into wine?

Christ how'd you do that?
How'd ya make it happen?
Christ how'd you do that?
How'd you make it go down?

Mark: 1
Galilee was where he was
Castin' out demons and preachin' like he does
When a leper showed up
And begged the Big Man
"Make me clean! If you're willing you can!"
JC feeling sorry 'cause he knew that leprosy is
A whack disease that makes a homie go to pieces
Reached out his hand and touched him (eww)
"And I will him be cleansed"
He said
And it worked too!

The man was aiight 'cause he came to my boy
Not since Second Kings had anybody heard this noise
And all He had to do was give that guy one little touch
So amazin' I wanna know so much!

Christ how'd you do that?
How'd ya make it happen?
I just gotta ask Jesus Christ
How'd you do that?

Matt:14
His posse's in the water
Rowin' all night
While Jesus prayed to his father
They were hellah far from shore
And the sea was wicked rough
When they saw a ghost just walkin' on the water (scary stuff!)

They all cried out in fear
Thinkin' things were pretty bleak
Floating on the ocean but up a creek
"It was I"
Jesus said
"Don't be afraid"
But they had doubt
So Jesus said to Peter
"Stand up and get out o' the boat and come to me"
And Pete was walkin' like a pro
But the wind kicked up
And he was sinkin' like a stone
So back into the boat Pete n' Jesus hopped
But when they sat down
The wind just... stopped

Seein' is believin' (ooh)
Seein' is believin' (ohoooh)
Seein' is believin' (whoooa)
Seein' is believing (ooh)

He coulda laid low (Seein' is believin')
In a carpenter shop
Just hammerin' away (Seein' is believin')
With the surrogate pop
But He took it to the streets
And kept it real
A lotta folk's sayin'
"This guy's the real deal!"

They aksed for His help (Seein' is believin')
And He did-n't avoid 'em
Rolled up His sleeves (Seein' is believin')
And Siegfried and Roy'd 'em
no hat, no wand, no abra cadabra (Seein' is believin')
Pretty fly stuff to this
Lowly rapper

But some dude said (Seein' is believin')
"That was a long time ago"
"When's the last time He did a magic show?" (Seein' is believin')
Well if your eyes ain't shut (Seein' is believin')
And your heart ain't (iced?)
You might find yourself sayin'
Jesus...

Christ how'd you do that? (nah nah nah nah nah naaah)
How'd ya make it happen?
Christ how'd you do that?
How'd you make it go down?

Christ how'd you do that? (nah nah nah nah nah naaah)
How'd ya make it happen?
Christ how'd you do that?
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! Christ!

Jesus Christ!

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[pretty7in7purple7]

haha i love this musical

plus its not mocking jesus

people r stupid

[Cutekatelyn]

thank you! that's the nicest comment we've had on this video in a while!

[PHadvocate]

Hi Girls,

Do you know where I can download the song you used? I would like to do it with my sunday school class, that is if you dont mind.

who did the original song?

[Cutekatelyn]

Hey! The song is from the off-broadway play, Altar Boyz. It is called The Miracle Song and you can find it on iTunes along with the rest of the soundtrack. There are many great other religous songs there too! I hope you find it!

If you have any problems finding it, please just message us. I hope your class enjoys the music! :)

[katsutango]

ha ha, that is awesome! keep it up ladies! have you seen Baby Got Book? This reminded me of that..kinda

[Cutekatelyn]

hahaha yes I have seen that! Love that video!

[p0rkch0ps]

I feel embarrased I even clicked on this.

[YazzyBey]

u girl are dumb and yall suck ass

[OnceHumanAlwaysAnon]

You girls are pretty and you sing very well.

will you all be my girlfriends?

[vja4Him]

Keep rappin' for Jesus! Jesus Christ is #1 .....

[jellybeansarebananas]

@jeffreypaloga

God doesent judge! and you are the one who's upsetting God I think they are just having fun praising God

[Slavman24]

Raptor Jesus blesses you girls

[lunei66]

*barfs*

[Velcro151]

?? wth

[jeffreypaloga]

you don't know what you are doing I hope God pardon your blasphemous act. God will take care of yours.

[alex55304]

okkkkkkkkk :(

[Jusibar]

ach du scheiße....