New Moon in a Minute (Parody)

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Parody of the travesty that is "New Moon."

Literally nothing happens in the entire movie. No, that's not an exaggeration. Here's a complete synopsis below of the actual film:

Edward leaves Bella after NOTHING HAPPENS at a party.
Bella spends a good third of the film wallowing in her misery instead of getting the hell over it.
Bella helps Jacob rebuild old motorcycles while NOTHING HAPPENS.
Bella leads Jacob on but NOTHING HAPPENS.
Edward almost kills himself BUT THEN DOESN'T.
Edward gets in a fight with the Volturi but IS THEN FORGIVEN.
Edward and Jacob make some kind of pact, THEN JACOB LEAVES.
Edward asks for Bella's hand in marriage, THEN THE CREDITS ROLL.

Now the movie itself is very pretty, the acting's fine, the soundtrack didn't piss me off, and the special effects are convincing. However, they don't distract me from the fact that the plot doesn't exist.

• Category

  Comedy

[mangorigabby]

The Finebros used this in their video :3

[PurpleFunDip4]

Lyk dis if yu cryd errytime.

[Nitenage]

I lol'd everytime bella started dying after one of them left

[anothaninjaguy]

"You're move, douchebag!" It's so deep every time.

[LordTyphus47]

Dude perfect, just perfect.

[josh29221]

errytim*

[veitmaneesePiGmEGoaT]

evertim*

[blorp florp]

You're either retarded or, wait you're just retarded.

[hpswblnerd13]

ok this is either a joke from ygs 50 or an aweful attempt at getting on ygs

[Eris Kelson]

Ed:I'm gonna straight up murder you!  Jacob:your move doushe bag

[brooklyn konieczki]

HA

[Michael Lovegrove]

you're on the wrooooong video