New Moon in a Minute (Parody)
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Parody of the travesty that is "New Moon."
Literally nothing happens in the entire movie. No, that's not an exaggeration. Here's a complete synopsis below of the actual film:
Edward leaves Bella after NOTHING HAPPENS at a party.
Bella spends a good third of the film wallowing in her misery instead of getting the hell over it.
Bella helps Jacob rebuild old motorcycles while NOTHING HAPPENS.
Bella leads Jacob on but NOTHING HAPPENS.
Edward almost kills himself BUT THEN DOESN'T.
Edward gets in a fight with the Volturi but IS THEN FORGIVEN.
Edward and Jacob make some kind of pact, THEN JACOB LEAVES.
Edward asks for Bella's hand in marriage, THEN THE CREDITS ROLL.
Now the movie itself is very pretty, the acting's fine, the soundtrack didn't piss me off, and the special effects are convincing. However, they don't distract me from the fact that the plot doesn't exist.
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Edward: We can't be together it's to dangerous
Bella: what happened at the party was nothing....
Edward: nothing compared to what could have happened
Bella: but I love you!
Edward: your not right for me Bella
Bella: wait what?!?!
Edward: *vanishes*
Me: hehe
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Wow this is funny
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attention all twilight fans... press 9
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This is more enjoyable than just watching Twilight trailers
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thha XD
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lol the girl definitely has more emotions than Kristen
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:59 just watching the dog say your move douchebag made this video worth it lol
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@ardneklolful lol nice rage
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That's new moon in 1:18!!! You guys lied to us!!! ;_;
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Jacks far superior to Robert Pattinson (Y)
In looks and acting.
ScrewsGoTight 3 weeks ago 111
Edward: I'm gonna straight up murder you!
Jacob: Your move, douchebag.
LMFAO!
TalentQueenAlice 3 weeks ago 86