Douglas the Professor gets caught fixing the bets at Chinese Checkers. He calls Jack the Disco Mummy to distract the accusers. The paparazzi show up, and Jack puts on a show by impregnating himself. He gestates into an alien, and Douglas's accusers freak the hell out and shoot Douglas by mistake. Then Jack and Douglass escape into the Herpes Crystal which you are NEVER supposed to pick up. I mean, it's the goddamned Herpes Crystal, for god's sake...
what is the original movie called?
alleasiko 1 year ago
What is the movie called?
alleasiko 1 year ago
what's the original called?
alleasiko 1 year ago
will their be more?
alleasiko 1 year ago