The PMS song

I wrote this song a couple years ago for a girl that was going through her menstruation cycle, and she requested that I write her a song to cheer her up. I did so in about an hours time, and she loved it. I let many other people listen to it as well, and they didn't believe it was me. I hope you enjoy it!
Lyrics:
Mood swings, crampy, boy am I mad
Just get away from me,
or I'll tear out your nads
Pms, unhappiness, I'm feelin' down
Get me some Midol or I'll give you a frown

Men just don't understand
I'm doing my best
to pass this pain onto them
Crouch kick, gut punch,
now we're both bleeding
Soon your balls will be retreating

Now I'm laying 'cause I'm still cramping
Soon on your boys my foot will be stamping
Run and get me another Midol
Not that, you idiot, that's just a Tylenol

Men just don't understand
I'm doing my best
to pass this pain onto them
I wish they could experience it just once
in their life
I feel so bad, now I'm gonna cry

Now I'm sitting here
and I'm feelin' much better
I bet you can't wait till 28 days later

Category:

Music

Tags:

• acoustic
• music
• song
• original
• pms
• menstruation
• guitar
• sing
• singing

[slowguitarman]

I get pretty nervous when I sing for other people. Also, I have gotten better in the three years since I posted this.

[slowguitarman]

Thanks to all of you for the kind comments! I'm glad I could help you through the roughest time of the month.

[manzanasconketchup]

Could you please write down the lyrics? I can't understand it and I would really like to know what it says

Thanks!

[slowguitarman]

The lyrics are in the description. They've been there for a long, long time.

[halloweenteen]

cool song ur friend is lucky to have a friend like u

[12345soccerguy]

you got me into coheed and cambria from your pokemon card collection vid

[Ameliaisdoingokay94]

I was literally just joking when I typed in "the PMS song". But thank you! It really actually helped a little:) Thanks!

[ImLuvinMe001]

my bf would prolly do this.... specially since hes always with me and knoes if im on my period

[frostedpsycho]

I LOVED IT! its so true...tom is not a very nice friend and i wish he wouldnt visit but he does... and AHHHG! that is when i demand candy and cupcakes and chocolate milk... i suggest YEW have a TOM and then women wont "rip off ur nads"

[puppylover049]

lol i luv u i wish my guy friends would do this even when im not on my period and there just being asses i get mad and of course they got 2 say woah some1 is pmsing or period alert!

[KFFrock]

Nice!



[nayners]

I would marry you. This is exactly what it's like haha

[jglherron]

I <3 U!!!! THIS SONG IS AMAZING IT DESRIBES ME VERY WELLL!!!!!

[twihard011]

Haha! Okay this made me feel a lot better! :D Great lyrics!