Mainstream White Boys are not on a longage.
Hitting the dizzy heights of '06 once more with the new smash hit 'On The Run'
Lyrics:
(Screamer:)
I'm on the run cuz I got big bars man
Three helicopt...
Mainstream White Boys are not on a longage. Hitting the dizzy heights of '06 once more with the new smash hit 'On The Run'
Lyrics: (Screamer:) I'm on the run cuz I got big bars man Three helicopters and fifteen cars man King of the jungle just like tarzan Making tracks with A.R Rahman I'll bring the wine, he'll bring the soda Then I'm gonna rap like my name's Yoda I'm feeling Dandy, I'm feeling fine If I'm guilty, then rape's my crime But nah, they're not gonna catch me In the scooby van with Fred and Daphne Solving mysteries from Penge to Hackney Bare mans in ends they're all gonna back me Anyways, witness the shitness The abduction of Abi Titmuss In my tractor doing the business Thinking, what the fuck is this? CHORUS: I am never gonna die Cuz I'm mainstream And I'm a whiteboy These are the best days of our lives. (Magik:) I'm on the run cuz I dress too groovy The fasion police are trying to get to me Trying to shoot me with the Fag-Man gun Liposuction on my bum They say that I haven't got a clue With anchors and palm trees on my shoes They say I'm a sight for sore eyes With stripey jumpers and zany ties But nah they're not gonna catch me Cuz I run like my dad on ecstasy And I dodge bullets like Mick McCarthy So you could say I'm having a laughy Jumping on mushrooms, just like Luigi I'm gonna wash your car with my squeegee I'm the taxman, give me yo' scrotum Put them on a pole like totem CHORUS: I am never gonna die Cuz I'm mainstream And I'm a whiteboy These are the best days of our lives. (Skapleman:) On the run cuz I stole some potatoes Got away, had to stash the tomatoes Had no time, left the meat in Tesco Don't worry, get them when I go next though Vegetables are my version of crack Police came to raid my vegetable patch Took my carrots but I breezed with the rest Upset, carrots are the best in the west But nah, they're not gonna catch me Cuz I'm Skapleman, and I like cheese Pea-shooter make 'em fall to their knees Modified Veggie-Gun make 'em say please Like Neil Young, my middle name's stan But no more harvest, cuz I'm an old man I'm doing porridge now I'm doing porridge Double fucking porridge CHORUS: I am never gonna die Cuz I'm mainstream And I'm a whiteboy These are the best days of our lives.
(Dirty Dimz:) I'm on the run cuz my nipples are huge If you're nearby better take refuge Here they're red but in France they're Rouge Colin Farrell saw them in Bruges Yeah, and everyone wants a slice Of my nipple flavoured kinder surprise With KN pepper they would taste nice Mmm nipples, peas, rice But nah, they ain't gonna catch me Cuz breast milk is the fuel for my taxi In my sports-bra running relaxedly Nipples don't email, just fax me Don't hate just cuz I wasn't here last year Bars nasty, chest nastier If you like I'll spit raspier Gyne- Gynecomastia CHORUS: I ain't ever gonna die Cuz I'm mainstream And I'm a whiteboy These are the best days of our lives.
'WILLIAM TELL TAKEOVER' (Screamer:) You go Mc D's, I go Nandos You play oboe, I play banjo You spread butter, I spread bumcheeks Oooh Jack Kerouac (Magik:) Whats that sound? It's my bongo Where you from? I'm from Congo My schlong is bare longo Oooh Burt Bacharach (Skapleman:) Whats your name? Mine's Embargo Where you from? I'm from Chicago Bring the ham, I'll bring salami Oooh FUCK YOUR DAD
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The 1st and 4th guys have talent as slightly more serious rappers, and I could hook you guys up with some people I know who could help you further your potential.
This is a hilarious song. The 2nd and 3rd guys are hilarious and I think they could form a duo. I could hook you guys up with someone who distributes comedic rap.
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how do we appeal to the older audiences?
100 views thats only the start