Into Your Arms 1x04 [[Dickless]]

I'm so glad you guys like this. So is Paige. We hope you like this part too. It's just as funny with it's crude jokes. BTW, again a lame video. But I bet you guys don't even watch it. So I'm not really going to bother with it. LOL.
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(Nicks POV)

I went home that night more pissed than ever. I cant believe that stupid cunt thinks she can just grab my dick and insult it. My dick is not small... is it?

I went into my bathroom and stood in front of the full-length mirror. I turned to the side. I looked down. I adjusted it. I viewed from every point and could never tell the slightest hint that my dick was small— Oh, god. What am I? A chick obsessing over her looks?

As I was lying on my bed, staring at the ceiling, I couldn't help but let my mind wander over if girls had been pleased with me. Were they happy with what they received? Being so bored, I noticed this was the second night in a row Ive not been laid. Then I realized something, sitting straight up in my bed.

Why am I letting this one chick control my thoughts? I mean, shes just one girl. There's, like, what? Billions of others out there, right? I have a shot with every single one of them and this little bitch has zero now. Zilch. None. Nada. No chance in hell.

The next morning, when I woke up, got dressed and went to school, I saw Joe outside the school, after the bell rang, not surprisingly.

"Hey man," I said, walking up to him.

"Sup?" He pulled out a pack of cigs and offered me one. I delightedly took one and asked for a lighter. After he handed me one, I lit it and drew in a big puff.

"You skipping?" I asked Joe.

He nodded while taking a puff, and then said, "Going out to see Demi again. You wanna come with?"

"Is that dick-grabber going?"

Joe shrugged. "I don't know for sure." I sighed when he said, "Demi's bringing some pot." This was tempting.

I nodded. Oh, fuck it. Joe and I started off away from the school. We rounded a corner a few minutes later to see four people living it up. Joe nodded towards them, "There's Demi."

I couldn't really make out who the people were until I got a little closer. "OH FUCK," I said out loud. That was meant to stay inside my head.

Selena smiled at me, but not a genuine smile. A smile made of pure evil. She walked up to me, "Well, if it isn't dickless. Are you here for another hand job?"

I chortled. "Yes, as a matter of fact. I am." Her smile faded and she turned away, facing two other guys. They both had very dark hair. Ones was longer than the other. They were sitting in some old beach chairs, sniffing some coke. Later they would introduce themselves as David and Mitchell.

"Joe, hand me the bong," I said, later, as were all sitting on old beach chairs and disease-invested couches. Joe tossed me the bong, laughing hysterically at absolutely nothing. Demi started laughing and they both leaned on each other.

"So, Nick," Selena said, evening out some crack. "Have you found the right girl yet? Or do they just keep on running off to Canada to find a REAL man?"

"Like your mother?" I offered, smiling at my comeback. She just smiled and looked down.

That was how the day and night went basically. I went home, utterly baked.


Dear Diary,

I'm too fucked up to cut myself tonight. I think I might just call it a---

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[xojubellaa]

hahahaa..i love nick/selena in this one

their fights are ridiculously hilarouss!![=

btw, is selena strung out on pot?

[xXrawrchick92Xx]

yes she is

[Xdanceluver96X]

wut happened at the end? was that supposed to happen? either way i like it

[xXrawrchick92Xx]

yeah

you'll understand why in the next ep

[liviscool98]

moreeeeeeeeeee make a marathon of this series!

[xXrawrchick92Xx]

urm

tht depends on if iluvjah2 and i can get the eps in order LMAO

[crazycandi08]

LMFAO i can't believe he really did a penis check...love dis story it's dif

[yoyokattyboo]

hahahaha

thats tooo funny

awesome job..paige and naureen

kudos to you

=]

[objmgirl4life]

loved it as always

[DemiDuhh]

dickless so funny,

i love your storyies , your amazing love demi x

[xOxlilmissjonassxOx]

Oh MY!

ending part! good ciffy

*gasp* what happens =[

post more soon, please?

[7xstorytellerx7]

haha,change the title to the young and the dickless