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Uploaded by on Aug 3, 2010

http://www.smoothe.tv Smooth-E answers the FAQ, "How did you get so bald?"

What's the best use for a bald head? Comment below.
Do you have a question for What The FAQ? Post it in the comments below and I might answer it.

This is a new series I'm testing. Beta.

Written, performed and edited by Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E. http://www.SmoothE.tv
Studio setup shot on Canon 5D MK II by Les Schwartz aka Dad. http://www.lesschwartzphotography.com
Comedy Club shot on location at Ventura Harbor Comedy Club. http://www.venturaharborcomedyclub.com
"Dreadlocks" parody of "Bedrock" by Young Money.

Lyrics:
OOH BABY, STICK EM ON MY HEAD WITH GLUE, BABY
WATER THEM AND THEY'LL TAKE ROOT, BABY
COVER UP MY BALD SPOT
CALL ME MR. RASTA
I CAN GROW THEM DREADLOCKS


I'LL GROW THEM DREADLOCKS, JUST SIT BACK N WATCH
IT'LL TICKLE WHEN YOU PUT ME IN A HEADLOCK

MY HAIR DON'T GROW IN FRONT, BU IT GROWS IN BACK
IN A SEMICIRCLE, KINDA LIKE A CUL-DE-SAC
BUT IF IT'S BALD ON TOP, I'LL LOOK LIKE SUCH A FAKER
I'LL LOOK LIKE MICHAEL BOLTON, IF HE WAS FROM JAMAICA

I'LL HAVE TO WEAR EXTENSIONS, OR A COOL BANDANA
MAYBE I'LL ROCK A WIG. IT WORKS FOR HANNAH MONTANA

OOH BABY, STICK EM ON MY HEAD WITH GLUE, BABY
WATER THEM AND THEY'LL TAKE ROOT, BABY
COVER UP MY BALD SPOT
CALL ME MR. RASTA
I CAN GROW THEM DREADLOCKS

Bedrock Dreadlocks Young Money Lil Wayne Drake Nicki Minaj Smooth-E Eric Schwartz Bald comedian comedy rap music standup

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Uploader Comments (suburbanhomeboy)

  • LOL y r u bald i always woundered that i think you could wear a wig

  • @RyatheCutie99 They are very itchy.

  • who in the world made this but i have to say it is good.

  • @PrincessTutu281 Thanks! I did...you should subscribe immediately!

  • Bald heads are awesome because then u don't have knots in ur hair!!!

  • @Hollyrocksify11 You're right...instead, you have nots in your hair.

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  • yeah you could use your head as a comparisin to a bowling ball

  • Damn Violated Hannah Montana

  • too funny

  • I LIKE THIS VID!

  • Shxt exxxxtra funny

  • Haha this Shit is funny

  • you can make drwawing on your head lol

  • You cant get gum in your hair!!!

  • Definetley a giant lip balm

  • Don't read this cause it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you do not post this comment to at least 2 videos, you will die within 2 days. Now you've started reading, don't stop. This is so scary. Put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes. When you're done press F6 and your lover's name will appear on the screen un big letters. This is so scaey cause it actually work

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