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Uploaded by on Sep 20, 2008

this HAZO (HAZIRVAN),LUKE,MOE,ANDY AND ALI group WE have made a rap about the kite runner.belive it or not all of mrs.harvilles english classes want us to perform the rap. CHECK US OUT ON OUR FACEBOOK THE VIDEO THERE IS WAY BETTER.......http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=35871307989&subj=15026724­57

Kite Runner Rap Lyrics:
1- Hazirvan
I'm G'd up to tell y'all about Afghanistan,
Where a story of friendship turned a boy into a man,
Russia invaded and the government was toppled,
But what remained standing was two boys from Kabul

2- Hazirvan
Love's deeper than hate and it takes you farther,
Even for a cleft-lip illiterate Hazara,
Together we ruled, I'm tellin' you man,
That we were the Kings of Wazir Akbar Khan

3- Ali
He'd eat dirt for me,
And it's plain to see,
That I'm always amazed by his honesty,
He'd never tell a lie, and I'm not a great guy,
Cuz he's loyal to me,
and he broils my meat,
and All I ever do is treat him like sheet,
You know, the paper that I write my books on

4- Ali
I used to write him stories and he used to cook my meals,
These memories just add to the guilt I feel,
I'm here in America writin' up books,
But I know It'd be better if he was still my cook

5- Andy
We were cornered by Asseff and his blood thirsty crew,
Then we showed those punks how we thugs like to do,
Hassann grabbed his slingshot and made a threat,
He said from now on they'd call him one-eyed Asseff,
Hassann looked kinda scared, but I knew it was groovy
Cuz we Gs all da way and we watch John Wayne movies,
We better than Asseff becuase Afghanis are one,
With friends like us, you can be Hazara or Pashtun!

6- Andy
Baba's friend was dying, I mean Rahim Khan,
He gave me some advice as wise as the Quaran,
Said Hassan wasn't bitter, wasn't even mad,
Then I realized the friendship that I always knew we had

7
The rhymes I spit ought to be inspiring,
Just watch out for the sling shot I'm firing,
Cuz if you roll with the Taliban that's not what I'm about,
I'll grab a brass ball and I'll put your eye out!

8- Luke
Going back to my country, I'll get killed I bet you,
But I got to go back to save my half-nephew,
I'm dodging people and cars like it's the papparazzi,
So I can meet my fate with a gay Neo-Nazi,
Yeah Asseff's pretty sick, I haven't seen him for a while,
I've been a million miles away from that racist pedophile,
Why am I risking my life for a kid who's sick and sad?
Cuz it's a thousand times over for him AND his Dad!

9- Luke
The kid don't really talk, yeah he's shy as a turtle,
But we take what we can get becuase Soraya's infertile,
He won't even smile, but I hope he might,
If we take him to the park and let him run some kites

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  • So I wish I would have watched this befire I read the book n cryed my eyes out. n Assef was a sick chomo!!child molester if u didnt get that

  • assholes, just ruined the story for everbody in the class

  • you guys are really pathetic, you are making fun of such as sad story

  • wow what dicks

  • really nice rap done by u 2 guys!

  • SO FUNNY!!!

    Seriously so good.

    Good job guys.

  • AWESOME

  • haha that was furny

  • cool!!!

  • fucken geeks

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