They refuse to carry my channel because Lifetime Channel viewers could accidentally see it while flipping over to see the latest "strong but weepy & overly chatty females defeat The Misogynist Patriarchy" made-for-TV-movie and get their little feelings hurt.
Besides, I had to cancel plans for it when I couldn't get sponsors for my new channel flagship show "More Awesome Crashes, Explosions, and Breasts".
They refuse to carry my channel because Lifetime Channel viewers could accidentally see it while flipping over to see the latest "strong but weepy & overly chatty females defeat The Misogynist Patriarchy" made-for-TV-movie and get their little feelings hurt.
Besides, I had to cancel plans for it when I couldn't get sponsors for my new channel flagship show "More Awesome Crashes, Explosions, and Breasts".
angryoldfatman 3 years ago
I'm calling my cable company and asking why they don't have the Angry Old Fat Man channel.
punchpringle1 3 years ago