My Perfect Jew Song

Noah's Response to Perfect Woman. He sings about his "Perfect Jew"

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Jewcompleteme
• jew
• jewish
• dating
• Noah
• reality
• perfect
• woman
• Guitar
• Song
• Funny
• blind
• deaf
• offensive
• helen
• keller
• my
• bad

[sammy005]

I"m sorry, but.... you may be a decent guy, yet this performance gives Jews and REM both a bad name. Maybe you can't play guitar nor dance well, but at least practice a lil before you record to share w/the world...

And take some dancing lessons, there's a guitar and dance maniac hiding in there somewhere. Take yourself more seriously buddy, and so will women. Take my word for it.

[JewCompleteMe]

Truth be told I hadn't played guitar in years and had to really brush up on it quickly before the song. As far as dancing, I'm actually pretty good. I go salsa dancing generally 1 or 2 times a week. You just weren't feeling my flavor and that's cool. But for the record I whole heartedly believe that I'm a good singer and dancer. And a medeocre guitar player. Thanks for watching!

[sammy005]

That's ok, it was a pretty harsh comment I meant, I realize that now.

I took swing classes in college, I'd do that too if I were you :) A person should never judge themselves in how good a dancer they are; you'll never know, only others will tell you. And I'm not the person to judge either, you right....

[JewCompleteMe]

Sammy, I'm just happy you and a few other people are still watching and commenting. I've gotten a lot more blunt comments. You haven't criticized by character, religion and more importantly my video making skills. So I'm fine with it. But back to my defense.:) the dancing in the video is just goofing around (obviously) and I think the guitar deserves a good solid c-.:) Keep watching. Final video of the series is out in less than a month!

[pheafaerie]

People are mean. I think it's cute =). If I was single, I'd totally be on Noah's show. xo

[JewCompleteMe]

I'm blushing. You are truly a wonderful human being and a great American.

Stay tuned!

[sandyloulou2008]

is that a jew joke or ?? hummm not sure but it really sucks... sorry

[Daewoo6969696969]

Dude you need help playing guitar man

[hcp9393]

whats the chord at 0:37

[PoldiGiulia]

lool ppl call me jew cus first syllable of my name is pronounced jew :P

[GusMcAttisonMusic]

Really bad.

[DOVlogs]

this sucks dick

[lilismirou]

tha jew haven't got a big nose !!!! you have a big nose

[WyczesanyBober]

I like it :3 Maybe it is not a super start level, but who cares if it is for fun? And i like the text. A song from America, about Jews and dont spread hate to Jews :3