A Story About Digestion

A Story about Bill, Ted, Jack, Peggy Sue, and their friend the lemur, who get shrunken and eaten by a hoboman. Made for a project in my Physio class

LYRICS WRITTEN BY LELA ROY:

This is the story of Bill, Ted, and Peggy Sue
And a kid named Jack and his friend the lemur too

Well Jack and his friends were driving in his car
The car had just been fixed and they hadn't gotten far

Jack said "guys I'll turn the radio on I think,"
But he pressed the wrong button and the car began to shrink

-All around the engines sound
The car began to spin around
But looking out no one was found
Of Jack and his friends
-The were such a frightened clan
And fell into a garbage can,
Were eaten by a hobo-man
Poor Jack and his friends!

Inside the mouth Jack and his friends stayed seated
While the hobo-man chewed, and saliva was secreated
The enzyme amylase was released and they turned into a bolus,
As they started down the pharynx shouting "Jack you really owe us!"

They passed a flap of tissue called the epiglottis
Which quickly closed the windpipe and forced them toward the esophagus
The esophagus was fun, Ted asked "what are these actions?"
"Peralisis," said the lemur, "known as muscle contractions,"

-Everywhere they watched and stared
Peggy wet her underware
(BILL) "Hey look guys what's that up there?"
(LEMUR) "It's the sphincter you fool"
- (SOMEONE) "I don't like the look of this,
The car smells just like Peggy's piss
(LEMUR) "We've passed the sphincter stomach's next"
Then Jack lost his cool
"The stomach!?" Jack shouted, "Oh my frick!
Cause I know the gastric juices are so gosh darn acidic"
(TOD) If they're so acidic can they harm the stomach at all?
"Not usually," answered Jack, "Cause the mucus on the wall,"

Luckily Jack's car was made out of magic,
If not they would have died and this story would be tragic
They were churned with the juices for quite some time
Till they passed through the pylorus in a substance called chime

-Inside small intestine now
Breaks down food parts don't ask how
"Peggy Sue you're such a cow!
You're making me queasy!"
-Duodenum, the jejunum
And ileum makes three
"Peggy Sue please stop crying,
You're such a fat beezy!"

The small intestine was covered in finger like projections
The lemur told them they were villi and their brains made the connections
"What are villi for?" Bill asked, "They seem kinda gaudy,"
(LEMUR) "They're for nutrients and vitamins to be absorbed by the body"

"What's that" asked Jack, "Is that some type of germ?"
(LEMUR) "It's a parasite Jack and it looks like a tapeworm,"
(TAPEWORM) I am a tapeworm, but if you give me a chance,
You'll see what I can do, all I want to do is dance,"

(Whistling)




They became friends and danced for awhile
Till the liver came along and turned them into bile
"We've stopped" said Jack, "What could be that matter"
"Don't worry," said the tapeworm, "Its only the gallbladder,"

The hormone secretin told the pancreas where the food was at
So it let out enzymes to break down proteins, carbs, and fat
(SOMEONE) "Hey Mr. Pancreas, you are pretty cool!"
"I also neutralize stomach acid so that's why I rule,"
-The large intestine was so fun
Took water from everyone
Now that means we're almost done!
HOORAY for digestion!
-Hey that's the appendix there!
It's so useless I don't care
Blllbblblbblblblblbllll-aire!
Hip-Hooray for digestion!

The friends found themselves in the colon of ascending,
Which led them into the transverse and into descending
And then into the rectum, that's where they resided
"We're almost free!" said the tapeworm, and they were so excited

And out of the anus, they saw the light of day
They threw their hands up and shouted "Hooray!"
They were so darn happy, they could hardly sit
They were transported out in a substance called poo

-We're still shrunk this isn't nice
But if I press this button twice
Hey we're back, and we're all right!
Hooray for Jack and his friends!




(whistling)

They all laughed and cried and gave each other hugs
After that the friends decided to that they'd never do drugs
The tapeworm hung around and he became a dancer
Cause they all had fun and lived happily ever after

Jack and his friends learned a lot that day,
And they'll take all they learned to their fiery grave

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• animation
• nico
• daunt
• digestive
• sytem
• digestion
• rahman
• physiology
• drake
• high
• school
• fairfax

[chunkybut555]

Lol one word:

FUCKED UP VIDEO

[ndaunt]

that's three words man

[Letsgotitans33]

i wish i had the lyrics

[ndaunt]

Just posted them in the description if you want to take a look broskkkeee

[thereadpiratepippin]

this sounds like it should be a moldy peaches song :)

kudos, tis a most excellent song, has made me feel very mellow :)

[Mgheewala]

poor peggy sue...

[Da1337ed]

doing a project, came across this

yes i agree sounds like moldy peaches!

[CrazyDucks2]

i like the random "Blllbblblbblblblblbllll-aire!­" in the middle of it.

[2TWISTEDBALLS]

im nae watching this flipping shitty vid for 6mins. Its stark raving bloody bonkers

[Ryoohki946]

@msstupidbutt Same thing happened to me! Haha! Small world.

[transalta1cp1]

I ATE AT STARKBUCKS AND GOT TAPE WORMS... DONT EAT THERE!!!!!!!!!!1

[RainbowManification]

Well, they were stuck in there for a few hours.

[betrayalmeansdeath]

zomg that was epic :3