Flesh-eating Applejuice

Crazy "classified" congress speech. Only over-dubbing the word "classified" Yes we know it's the Onion....the real Congress is worse and more secretive. If ya don't like it, go bang the Solstice.

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• djo
• apple
• juice
• congress
• they
• wanna
• kill
• us
• all
• wtf
• Classified information
• flesh-eating

[tstar7777]

"What's on either side of the flag?" I think you guys know, but they are called fasces. (google image) From the old Roman Empire, adopted by Nazism and is the only image on the Italian Fascist Flag. Hope that helps.

[dayjoborchestra]

@tstar7777 We know....:)

[dayjoborchestra]

So....the next time someone sees something strange and unbelieveable from Congress, they will for now on think it must be a joke and ignore it....for example: watch?v=ub-0_havzJQ We're not taking this video down. Don't watch it if ya don't like it :) It has people talking about real shit, and that's always a good thing. Love Pandas! Zippers are Stupid! Peace & Love & 5 Fish-heads!

[championay]

DJO!! i am probably your biggest fan, and stumbled upon happy in paraguay once and havent looked back since, i have pissed myself laughing at all of your uploads, subscribed, followed the works. This is poor guys... im drowning my sorrows with a glass of apple juice and five fish heads

[dayjoborchestra]

@championay ...then stop paying us....

[zbat11220]

@dayjoborchestra They didn't overdub it. They made it. That "congressman" is an actor for them.

[Volumyn]

10/10 troll job DJO!

[starwarstrekkie]

wolves in my bum! lol

[lordtalon69]

So you stole from the onion sad fail.

[QueenAwesomenes]

Set must have taken for-firetrucking ever to make....

[NellJSmith]

The original Onion video is about on a par with anything else from "the Onion" - i.e. mildly amusing despite being highly predictable and lacking any truly sharp satirical edge (despite laudable attempts). And the original is OBVIOUSLY a parody: the nonsensical usage of the word "classified" whilst leaving IN "flesh-eating" etc? Obviously fake. Anyway, anything like this would be discussed 100% in private, not in Congress! DJO have made a poor attempt at satire truly funny & entertaining. WTG :)

[dayjoborchestra]

@tml4873 Point taken, Apple-head! Check the description again:)

[tml4873]

@dayjoborchestra It's not a video that The Onion "fucked with". It's a video they made from scratch, with actors, a set and a script, specifically to make a satire. Sure, you can fuck with it again but firstly it seems pointless, and secondly you are presenting it as if the original content was real, which is very misleading. If you want to be honest, you would change the description to say it's an onion video, not a crazy classified congress speech. It really makes one wonder why you don't.

[Yammenkow]

something

[OrderoftheHammer]

on either side of the flag...former presidents frozen in carbonite ( as punishment), to spend all eternity listening to boring , meaningless speeches/ lies.