My Best Friend

This is a joke song, I don't mean anything I say in this song.

lyrics:
My best friend is always there. my best friend always seems to care about me. Whenever we're together, he's always happy.
My best friend has a sense of fashion, my best friend seems to have a passion for clothes that make his arms and legs exposed.
My best friend's favorite movies are romantic comedies. His favorite film is Sex and the City.
My best friend is kind of weird. He has a mustache but no beard. In catholic church, he's always feared.

When he slaps my behind, one question comes to mind

Is my best friend gay? Not that it matters anyway. I'm just saying it would explain so much.
Like why his friends are girls, why girl on girl porn makes him hurl, and why he smiles when he feels another man's touch

My best friend loves to swim, and he's been going to the gym more and more, just as an excuse to wear tight shorts.
When my best friend and I play chess, my best friend isn't really the best you've ever seen, but he always seems to keep his queen.
He use to live in Los Angeles he moved to New York claiming this is what he needs because in California he can't get married.
England is his least favorite country. He prefers the land of the bald eagle, because in England burning fags is legal.

When he sucks on blow pop. I can only think a single thought

Is my best friend queer, I just want it to be clear, because... dear god it would explain a lot
Like how drinks martinis and the way he eats weenies, and the fact that he told me I look hot.

So I decided we should have a talk about weather or not he likes... rooster
I asked him if he was gay, he had a lot to say, Instead of getting the answer I seek...
I have a date with him next week.

My best friend is a homo, he likes watching male life guards in slow-mo, Now that I know, I stand by what I said
about him knowing how to sew, and orgasming at a double rainbow, and next week... he's giving me head.

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I had to re-upload this since it didn't seem to appear in anyone's sub boxes.

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[tubeview96]

Ha! Funny lyrics again. However, if you've got a date with him...

then wouldn't that mean YOUR gay, too?!?

[MegaJamesStudios]

@tubeview96 I'm going to assume you don't mean I own a gay.

In that talk we had, he got over excited when I asked if he was gay, and he thought I was asking him out. I didn't have a chance to tell him I wasn't and ended up agreeing to it despite the fact that I didn't want to. So basically it was all a big unfortunate misunderstanding.

[paperpeoplejokes]

Love it! Like I said before, you need to animate some of your songs. Your lyrics are chocked full of potentially great visuals. But the song is great, and stands by itself even if you decide not to.

[MegaJamesStudios]

@paperpeoplejokes That will happen at some point in time once some time has passed and people are familiar with the song. I will start making music videos eventually.

[TheIcedTonic]

Why the re-uploads??

[MegaJamesStudios]

@TheIcedTonic read description.

[whaohdoublerainbow]

I didnt get the keep his queen line can some1 explain for me please

[CrunchyDaddy]

...

Are you sure it's just your best friend? O_o

[outstandingpajamas]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[speedoflight6]

Are you still best friends

[MIKEHUNT7531]

lol your friend really does some homo-ish things doesn't he xD?

[SimplySarahT]

xDDDDDDD

[uziel6501]

Hahaha dude funny stuff

[tubeview96]

@MegaJamesStudios No, i am just twisting your words around to make you look "bad".