Holy Shit(s) ?

Let me know what yall think

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Jesus
• Christ
• Feces
• defecation
• digestions
• holy
• shit
• god

[tattooskin72]

I just think it's hilarious that you actually sat there thinking about this.

[InTheEndIWasRight]

@tattooskin72 I have some weird thoughts ha

[Sinnessa]

Jesus laid chocolate eggs. How do you think we got Easter, stupid? Easter is Christian stuff.

[Morrakiu]

Jesus's shit was probably a drug for humans like vampire blood is in True Blood.

All the disciples were inhaling his diarrhea.

[CristinaMaria11]

@WizoHattMapepe this is the internet , deal with it .

[WizoHattMapepe]

this is very disrespectful o.O

[itsomgbarbiexo]

Ur sexy

[LibertarianOnline]

He must have taken shits...  *smirk*

lol

[kubaniski]

@FluidDeconstructor dude there are plenty of "brave non apologist scholars" who deny the Armenian genocide.

But you seem butt-hurt about this so i'm just gonna have your way i concede that you are right, Socrates did not exist.

Have a nice day.

[FluidDeconstructor]

@kubaniski

How the hell can you be so dumb, the difference between scholars who claim that Jesus was real and those who don't is that the former are influenced by irrational baseless apologetics and latter are influenced by evidence and proper research.

copypaste this into google and click on the first result:

"Jesus Myth - The Case Against Historical Christ"

[kubaniski]

@FluidDeconstructor I'm lying? About what?? Again???

Yes Mo was real, but how would that make everyone a Muslim???

I am very confident that Jesus was a real person and i'm not a christian. Buddha was a real person too, i'm not a Buddhist either.

The vast majority of serious historians who studied the matter agree that Jesus was an actual person. And yes i don't doubt that many of these scholars are butthurt atheists.

[GTarcisius006]

Guess it's just as awkward as asking "Did Jesus have sex?" lol. But I'm guessing most of u have already made up ur mind about that one..thanks, Dan Brown.

[FluidDeconstructor]

@kubaniski

You are lying again, not that it really matters if Jesus was real or not since we know Mohammed was real and that doesn't make everyone muslim...

Oh, and are the scholars who studied this for decades also young butt-hurt atheists, you insufferable fool...

[kubaniski]

@FluidDeconstructor Jesus was like you said a religious figure who's movement was a minority one among the Jews for the next 30 years after his death. There were plenty of religious movements in that time period that were not mentioned by most historians.

I understand that you're probably going through you atheist but-hurt period right now, I went through one myself when I was younger. But the historical fact is that while Jesus was likely not divine, he was however a real person.