Beowulf scene. "He has a story to tell"
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Beowulf and 300- The most EPIC films to date.
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Never mind that fucker. I feel your pain, although I didn't passed the same thing. You deserve some good things in your life, and you will get then, from now on. Just remember that. And your son is sure to be at the side of great legends such as Beowulf, watching over us. :)
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@indianadylan that is because you find George Lucas the pinnacle of all things in cinema... now,I'm sorry to be so blunt,but that's just sad...
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@blackhoundrise WHAT THE FUCK ?
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THE HERCULES AND SAMSON!!!
Hercules: welcome! tonight on this hallowed antiquity -
Samson: - the gods graced us with Beowulf and King Leonidas!
audience: cheer and applause!
Beowulf: (walking on stage) Bah!!! Conan's show got more testicle than this gay debacle, you muscle heads!
Leonidas: (offstage in changing room) That Beowulf got all kinds of lube. Anal Lube, Pussy Lube... shit! Blowjob lube! how big is his dick??!!
Samson: (embarassed) Um... we'll right back after the commercial (gulp)
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The reason Beowulf is so depressed is because he watched the age of heroes wither away and be replaced with something else. Imagine being a child and growing up with all of these heroes and monster slayers. People gathering together to fight dragons etc etc...now in his old age he sees men only fighting each other. To bare witness to the death of everything he has held dear in his life; strength, honor, brotherhood etc, and have it replaced with petty squabbles over pieces of land and religion.
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What an epic Forever Alone moment.
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wow "he has a story to tell"
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Beowulf reminds me of Kanye West. He thinks everyone should talk about him.
I died many many years ago, when I was young...Best line ever
xyang26 3 months ago 30
Beowulf and Leonidas should have their own talk show.
SamIAmSXE 3 weeks ago 12