RiffTrax w Mike Nelson - Raiders of the Lost Ark

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The ark is lost! Who will raid it?! Clearly, there is only one man for the job: but since Ben Gazzara is unavailable, Indiana Jones will go in his stead and accomplish the needed raiding. That the shoot will take place in Tunesia where the traditional fig liquor "bokha" is readily available to cast and crew alike simply means that the raiding will get off to a particularly rousing start. Along the way Nazis will be punched (stupid Nazis probably deserved it), submarines be will clung to, and staffs of Ra will be cut to the wrong size, the error discovered and finally the correct size staff of Ra fabricated!

Yes, the original blockbuster finally gets the RiffTrax treatment. Raiding with Mike are Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy. To quote the soundtrack, "Da da da-da, da da-da! Da da da-da, da da DA DA DAAAH!"

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[PerryPlanet]

"Oh great, fan boys. Look, I've told you, I don't give a damn who shot first!"

[riffnotes]

Bill: "Oh great, fanboys ... look, I've told you, I don't give a damn who shot first!"

Bill is referring to Star Wars fanboys who argue about the scene in Episode IV, when Harrison Ford's character Han Solo shoots the bounty hunter named Greedo in the Mos Eisley Cantina.

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[RealityMonitor]

At about 1:00 to 1:02 - you can see the telephone pole gizmo they shot out of the bottom of the truck to make it fall over. It's a giant POLE sticking out of the bottom of the truck!

[fernandez9090]

@ByrdBryans well which film it happen , but maybe it a mustle spazem

[TheUndertakerfan2002]

The only part I liked was that when the bad guys open the Ark and all that weird stuff happening and then the bad guys got melted and when that happened the lid went on the Ark and I just sat there going "Whoa, That was cool!"

[kiren77]

0:54 truck is almost hitting the building in front of it

whereas at 1:17 the truck's in middle of nowhere

[harmonyXsuzukaze]

Cars don't blow so suddenly.

Mythbusters did this one!

Damn you spielburg and you stupid un-needed explosions!

[catfacecathead]

@CincinnatusSPQR I would think this, like the South Park episode, references the actual event of Spielberg digitally replacing the guns in ET with walkie talkies for the DVD release.

[illuzion30]

lol @ :44

[Usul573]

Wait, they are in an alleyway, and then at the end it explodes in a more open area?

[roninredshade]

I too am a Star Wars fan. I am reminded of the classic Triumph the Insult Comic Dog visiting the Episode II line, where he asked the trivia question, "What substance was Han Solo frozen in?"

When the crowd shouts "Carbonite!" His reply, "I'm sorry that's wrong. The real answer is 'Who gives a sh*t?'"

Anything that helps me not take my fandom soo serious, I dig. MSK3K, Rifftrax and Cinematic Titanic help me with that.

[ForceMaximus84]

Ditto. I mean, I'm a die-hard Star Wars fan, but seriously, who gives a shit?