"Can I get a theme song? My life long ambition is to be a stoweaway upon a mission to the international space station. Maybe get a job as a janitor at NASA and sneak on board the day before the launch. I'm still working out all of the kinks."
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/dixon/i_will_write_you_a_personal_them...
Lyrics:
Life is an adventure
You've gotta grab it by the horns
You've gotta slay all the dragons
And ride all the unicorns
You've gotta get a job mopping floors
At NASA or JPL
This is the best plan ever
It's gonna work so well
You've gotta sneak onto the shuttle
Bribe the guard with a tin of breath mints
Then hide behind some space barrels
And wait for the launch sequence
Life is an adventure
You've gotta grab it by the horns
You've gotta slay all the dragons
And ride all the unicorns
Signed in just to rate, this is my favourite so far
kezzaguy 1 year ago 3
One of the better ones, this.
epik151 1 year ago 3