Just that Girl: A Jemi Love Story S3 Ep.11

Helloo:) I am royally (idk :D) sorry that I haven't posted in like...2 monthz. I ain't gonna use the old "I was busy" excuse, because this time I was really wasn't. I was just lazy and focused on other things more O_O....AGAIN IM SORRAAY! :D Forgivee mee? And I already freaked out about Jemi ;) If you follow me on Twitter, you'd know I died like 395392 times. Hehe. well..like..a few more episodes and this will be over. *tear* XD Okay. okay. If you get disturbed easily. Avert your eyes. (THAT MEANS YOU MELISSA. I KNOW YOUR MOTHER. O_O No I dont ^_^;;Stephanie get your popcorn. and squirt it with butter 69 times.) I'm not gonna write them taking it...THAT..far..but..uhh (sex noise) yep. xD I'm already laughing.

Demi: (flips over so she's on top [unless she already was o_o]; rubbing his abs) You know you're hot.
[A/N I put the screen down, so I dunno what Im typing. THAT WAY I WONT LAUGH. okay okay. sorry for spelling errors..if I make any XD hehehe]
Joe: (bites his lip) God, Demi. You're doing that on purpose. (JONEERR. Lmfao. Sorry. I'll shut up)
Demi: (smirks; looks up at him) Doing what?
Joe: BEING SEXY. and it's turning me on. so stop it.
Demi: (pulls his pants down; [revealing Joner..NOWW Ill shut up]) what if I don't want to?
Joe: Uh..um..(stares at her body) Whooaahhggghhhhggg...
[;)]
Demi: You okay there? (kisses his neck)
Joe; (horny moan XD LMFAO. inside joke..ahem..I can't shut up) Define okay.
Demi: (leans down and freenncch kisses him)
-WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. THIS IS TOO FUNNY FOR ME. IF YOU'RE THAT HORNY GO READ A RATED-R JEMI STORY ;D; OH YEAH. THEY'RE ALL BACK AT THE HOUSE-
Cat: (runs over when Jemi walks in) AM I GOING TO BE AN..(thinks) aunt?!..wait..it's aunt right?
Demi: (laughs) Yes.
Cat: IM GOING TO BE AN AUNT?! (:o)
Demi: Wait..what? no..
Cat: But you said yes..
Demi: To the aunt thing.
Cat: So I am?
Demi: It is aunt.
Cat: What?
Jake: She ain't preggo, but if is she was you would be called an aunt.
Cat: OHHH. Damn it. EVERYONE GO RETURN ALL THE BABY CRAP! (walks away)
Nick: (runs in) WHAT?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH DAMN MONEY I SPENT ON DIAPERS?! (grabs Joe by the shirt) DIAPERS ARE FUCKING EXPENSIVE DUDE. EXPENSIVE.
Joe: OW! IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY SPERM DID NOT GO INTO HER EGG.
Nick: (o_o) Did you have to say it like that?
Joe: To get you away. Yes.
Nick: (points down at Joe's banana) I HATE YOUR SPERMS. (walks away)
Demi:..............................you guys should be in rehab.
Joe: (puts his arm around her waist) Don't say that bout your husband, babe.
Demi: I just did. (pecks his lips)
Cat: (pokes head in) Hopefully you won't do that when you're old because that'd just be disturbing.
Demi: Cat. Go flirt with Jake,
Cat: I DON'T FLIRT MRS.CALL-MILEY-WHEN-SHE-IS-MOANING-BECAUSE-SOMEONE-CAN'T-CONTROL-HIS-FREAKIN'-HO­RMONES!! (*rawr*; goes back into kitchen)
[A/N I'm hungry.]
Joe: Of course Miley would tell everyone.
Demi: That's why you don't do that while I'm on the phone, Joseph.
Joe: But you looked hot.
Demi: (smiles) WHALE PEENIS.
Joe: Oh you like it. (winks)
Demi: Shut up.

:D The next one might be the last episode. Because..I'm not good with drama and if I keep on going it'll be boring. ^_^
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[PinkyPii100]

Quit it they broke up gosh!

[CheethPopCandy]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[1missbieberbabe]

please more! iz been SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO long!!!!!

[meggiemissi]

plzz make another 1 please i cant get anuff of them ( that didnt sound weird right )

[1missbieberbabe]

whens the next one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1missbieberbabe]

its not boring @all!!!!! :(( -pouts- pweasee with a chewwy on top u wont qwit the stowwy

[RAWRitstasnimx3]

@cathR1M8 LMFAO!!!!

[iluvthejobros561]

the stories r not boring!!! its just ur thinking its boring but its not :)

[iluvthejobros561]

@cathR1M8 HAHA LOL!!!

[cathR1M8]

wait a minute..........joe has sperms?......i thought he had a female egg