My Kapowski (not featuring Daft Punk) by Def Karaoke Jam

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This song is the lovechild of Def Karaoke Jam and the theme to Growing Pains. Please feel free to add it to your love making soundtrack. We highly recommend the part about siamese twins as a good point to climax.

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LYRICS:
Like Zack and Kelly - we were meant to be
And from the start you were my Kapowski
I met you at a crowded house party
Thats when you gave your beeper number to me
I took you to Outback on our first date
The steak was overcooked but the fried onion was great
Our conversation well that was even better
You complemented me on my alligator sweater
Then we hit a bar for a couple of drinks
But left that same bar when the DJ played Pink
Sooner than I would think, we started making out
Sooner than I would think, sex at your parents house
Yeah, we moved fast, but this felt so right
Yeah I hit that ass, but I would still spend the night
The next morning, milk on my Cookie Crip
And I thought a girl like you didnt exist

As long as we got each other
We got the world spinnin right in our hands.
Baby you and me, we gotta be
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin.
As long as we keep on givin
we can take anything that comes our way
Baby, rain or shine, all the time
We got each other sharing the laughter and love.

So lets call this an open letter to my boo
Now it seems like my future is in view
Im Teri Schiavo and youre my feeding tube
(Thats messed up) but I would die without you
We must be like the worlds perfect match
like a Hypercolor t-shirt, my favorite fanny pack
Back in 89, thats how I used to ride
But now I cant ride without you by my side
My beautiful bride you could one day may be
For now, well just practice makng babies
My single friends they talk like Im crazy
Because lately, to them Ive been ghost like Swayze
They laugh cause they think our love wont last long
They laugh cause they think our love is not strong
They say were cheesier than a Chicago song
But the Glory of Love, it can never be wrong

As long as we got each other
We got the world spinnin right in our hands.
Baby you and me, we gotta be
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin.
As long as we keep on givin
we can take anything that comes our way
Baby, rain or shine, all the time
We got each other sharing the laughter and love.

(bridge)
Your beauty is the kind that makes me sorry for the blind
But lucky every time I see that ass from behind
And of all the fly girls you would be the most
So Im going to play you close, like butter played toast

Verse 3
Well always be together like Siamese Twins
Even though we might not share the same limbs
But we can share the world we live in
As it spins like Master Ps Rims
Together we can live in sin
The only thing between us will be made of lambskin
So show me that smile again
Show me that Smile

As long as we got each other
We got the world spinnin right in our hands.
Baby you and me, we gotta be
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin.
As long as we keep on givin
we can take anything that comes our way
Baby, rain or shine, all the time
We got each other sharing the laughter and love.

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• My Kapowski
• not featuring Daft Punk
• Growing Pains Theme
• Def Karaoke Jam
• DKJ
• DJ Tanner
• New Jersey
• Zack Morris
• Kelly Kapowski
• Terri Schiavo
• Outback song
• Funny Love Song
• Parody
• Jason Seaver
• Taylor Swift
• Rollerblades
• Uncle Jesse
• Use Your Illusion 3
• Funny Song
• Growing Pains
• autotune
• Owl City
• 3oh3
• BJ Thomas
• Saved by the Bell
• Kapowski song
• Zach Morris
• Kapowsky
• Sex Song

[ilovesupermac19]

someone mentioned this song in a comment on a 3OH!3 video, this is the first time ive heard this, and im LAUGHIINN!!!

[ReadingWeirdo]

Found this song because of Jake & Amir...OH GOD.

SO FUNNY. XD

[Yourmindin3D]

Smiley girl ur nuts this song rocks I posted a comment here a year earlier but my name was 34ization GO NJ! XD

[XxSmileygirl13xX]

this is stupid and discusting.

[DukeDanceum]

Was okay until the auto tune.

[oeliscool]

A W e S o m e

[34ization]

awesome song ive heard

[genomstic]

omg you stole the lyrics from growing pains "As long as we got each other We got the world spinnin' right in our hands Baby, you and me We gotta be The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin' As long as we keep on givin' We can take anything that comes our way Baby, rain or shine All the time We got each other Sharin' the laughter and love"

[xbabytashx]

Sounds good! 

[FORDFanatic351]

feel free to put ur hands in my back pockets.....BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. lmao

[Afgan911]

BEST SONG EVARR!!!! R8 UP IF U LIKE DIS SONG, OR YOUR TROLLIN'!!!!