The Menorah Boyz - Bat Mitzvah Girl (Offical Music Video HD)

The never before seen music video for the smash hit "Bat Mitzvah Girl," as performed by the Hasidic pop duo The Menorah Boyz.

From "The Inside Kids" sketch comedy pilot episode!

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Note: This video is a joke and is 100% not meant to shock or offend. We are simply playing off the fact that a 12-year-old girl is considered a woman after her Bat Mitzvah (while making fun of pop music at the same time). Sit back, relax, and enjoy. If you can't take a joke, then don't watch comedy.

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Written by Brett Meiselas, Jason Bader, & Jason Blackman
Directed & Edited by Brett Meiselas

Assistant Director - Jordan Meiselas

Production Assistant - Lindsay Blackman
Production Assistant - Daniel Markowitz


***LYRICS***

INTRO
I see you up there on the Bema
Shakin' that ass
Oh, girl you look so good.

And baby when this is over.
And your done with your Haftorah
You'll finally be ready for womanhood.

VERSE 1
I got your invitation in the mail.
It says your cordially invited to
Something straight out of a fairytale
You and me and a bunch of jews.

CHORUS
Bat Mitzvah Girl it's your special day
And according to the Torah our love is okay
Bat Mitzvah Girl let me tell you the truth
Now that you're a woman I can be with you.

VERSE 2
Now we're hanging in the cocktail hour
And you're surrounded by all your friends
Got mini hotdogs up in your mouth
Girl, I hope that's how my night ends

Now we're chillin' in the party room
And baby all I really wanna say is
Later tonight when the food is served
I wanna get with you under the dais.

CHORUS

BRIDGE
Now it's time for my favorite part of the whole affair.
It's when you tell everybody at your party how much you like them...
In number order.

1 is for your loved ones who have gone above
2 is for your grandparents from Florida
3 is for your other grandparents from Florida
4 is for your cousins who you love so very much
5 is for your cousins who you love a little less because on birthdays on on Chanukah they give you shitty gifts
6 is for aunt and uncle who never had kids
7's for the family you go to Aruba with
8 is for you camp friends
9 is for your real friends
10 is for your sister rachel
11's for you brother Ben
12 is for your parents and you know they love you so
13 is for you baby so let that candle glow.

CHORUS

OUTRO
Now the party is over and I'm so upset.
You didn't put me in your montage, girl, how could you forget?
I know it was just a mistake; you didn't want to be mean.
Maybe I'll have better luck at your sweet sixteen.

Oh I've always wanted a shirt with your initials on it.

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[yourfavjew]

omg.. fell out of my chair laughing at the candle lighting.

[snlboy25]

WOW! Really hit the nail on the head!



[KinzDolls]

Although she is 12, and a women, that does not mean she can have sex yet. You need to be married and marriage isn't recommend til she's much older. I just wanted to make sure everyone knew this wasn't true Judaism...

[monkeymaninthecan]

Don't stop doing sketch comedy...you still need development but in the end all the work will be worth it. This video has great editing...the lyrics could be funnier but just keep doing it, fuck accounting or whatever jew profession you're probably learning on the side. Yeah that seems racist but you get the point

[brick123wall456]

oh dear god....

[yourfavjew]

@Michalbasavraham So you're calling Hasidic people stupid? They are incapable of knowing that Bat Mitzvah's exist? How disrespectful.. You should be ashamed.

[Michalbasavraham]

@yourfavjew So it's stupid that they are singing about this. Bat mitzvahs should be off their radar.

[yourfavjew]

@Michalbasavraham the performers are a hasidic pop group, it's not a hasidic party lol

[Michalbasavraham]

wtf, chasidim don't do bat mitzvahs

[ncklein]

This has got to be the sickest Jewish video ever...yuck!