The Hippie And The OnStar Girl

Is that a footprint,camel toe,concealed weapon,text message vibrating machine. No just a cell phone,volume turned up to ten. Waiting for the calls to start coming in. Who would have thunk it would have started at walmart.We went for day old cupcakes. The story goes on. It has no camera,will that be next? Talk about a close up photo.This is protecting your mobile phone to the ninth degree.The poor hippie country boy done already got throwed out of wal mart twice. Do not go in the 'out door' at walmart. I talked to the OnStar girl.Went to the scrap yard,found a dashboard,hooked-er up to twelve volts,hello from earth. How much do I owe the old redneck duck tape girl now. She looks like a hippie chick with them michelle phan smokey green steampunk vampire eyes. Now she has put that cell phone on vibrate and poked that cell phone down the front of them tight fitting jeans and let it ring.She is smart enuff to line up about ten or twelve calls,it don't matter what you are selling, you can call her back.This aint nothing new, this time it happened over by the produce dept. No black fishnet pantyhose here, just a Daytona Beach FL. Bike Week suntan. Subscribe,Leave a comment,Pass it on to a friend.Incoming call.This is going to be good. I help when I can.

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[ExitosGnosis]

it all ended weyull!!!

where's this dude from? florida (mentioned in the description)?

[shopdogsam]

@ExitosGnosis Aaa,, the east coast of Arkansas, down past the crossroad, Thanks, shopdogsam

[2cellfone]

What kind of shampoo needs that much head pressure???

[nadbooker]

You are quite possibly the radest dude alive. Keep on keepen on brother.

[NRFootball2009]

to be kicked out of walmart for goin in the out door is terrible i dont see how thats a big problem

[lizcrawl]

This guy kicks ass! Do the cooking show!