This was an amazing quick speech that Adam Savage gave at the Reason Rally on March 24, 2012 in Washington D.C.
"I have concluded through careful empirical analysis and much thought that somebody is looking out for me, keeping track what I think about things, forgiving me when I do less than I ought, giving me strength to shoot for more than I am capable of. I believe they know everything that I do and think and they still love me, and I've concluded after careful consideration that this person keeping score... is me." - Adam Savage