The New Socialism

The old socialism was so inefficient: taking money from people who could afford to fight back and giving it to large numbers of people with terrible inefficiencies in distribution. Brisbane Lord Mayor Campbell Newman has introduced us to a much better idea. I know $1-million is not 1% of $1-billion, in case anyone was going to ask. See more on this subject at http://groups.google.com/group/green-values-brisbane/web/the-new-socialism and other articles by me at http://opinion-nation.blogspot.com/ and videos at ABC's QandA: http://affiliate.kickapps.com/30560/philipm
For more being robbed by the system humour, see https://www.getup.org.au/campaign/FuelWatch?id=357&dc=430,290387,1

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Brisbane
• tunnels
• socialism
• wealth
• redistribution
• parody
• spoof

[stalinistaussie]

Marxism-Leninism does work. Look at Cuban and the DPR.

[philipmach]

Whether Marxism-Leninism does or does not work, clearly Stalinists do not have a sense of humour.

[GeoliphicMedia]

local clinics, libraries, public utilities are all socialism and the most effective organizations we have...it volunteerism that actual performs the most vital functions of society. anarchy and tribalism wins

[GeoliphicMedia]

local clinics, libraries, public utilities are all socialism and the most effective organizations we have produced as a society

[alexandersydney]

individualism: you find a sport your good at or enjoy, you work your ass off at it and win a gold medal, you take it home and get to keep it, it's yours...

socialism: you might get to choose a sport you like, or it gets chosen for you, your told what to do and how to do it or your fired, you still might win a gold medal, but when you get back home you have to split it with everyone else, including the losers...

[7omnia7]

Depends on wich people adopt socialism.

Not to be "racist", but I guess only North Europeans would benefit from this form of government.

[Croimos14]

Socialism sucks ass.

[JohnDoe4910]

In a socialist country I alway's thought that the money was taken directly form your paycheck not once it goes in the bank cause a lot of wealthy people keep their money in the bank of sweden wich is socialist country.

[veXchu]

Socialism is awesome

[stalinistaussie]

Us Stalinists do have a sense of humour. Get with the programme, dude.