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There's no fountain like that anywhere in Brooklyn Heights and that street scene doesn't look like anything out of the neighborhood either. I call shenanigans.
xgamblor42x 5 months ago
I CANT FUCKING STAND IT WHEN SOMEONE FAILS TO EQ OUT THE GOD DAMN SMACKING MOUTH NOISES OF SOMEONE TALKING AHHHHH
...otherwise a very well made video
LIGHTRONIX 5 months ago
Love it in a weird way. :) Posted to my blog bookaholics anonymous online
ashleyjowens 5 months ago
I heard the interview this morning on Q, very insightful, I'll have to find a copy.
yoursecretsubscriber 5 months ago
Holy caboli! I'm itching all over now!!! Thanks, Quirksters!
PS can't wait to see the book.
landskater4960 5 months ago
AHHHHH
mikeyilagan 5 months ago
Haha nice! I really thought this was a spoof and you were actually trying to sell an apartment in a humorous way. Great job on the trailer, especially the bug effects :)
aglanceatmyworld 5 months ago 2