Three Stooges in We Want Our Mummy

When the two museum curators (Bud Jamison, James C. Morton) that work at an Ancient History Museum, Professor Tuttle has been kidnapped by a person to find King Rootin'Tootin' to add to the curators' Egyptian Collection to be worth a lot of money. James C. Morton hires the three best investigators in New York City to go find the missing Professor of Egyptology; they were assigned to go to Cairo, Egypt. Just as soon as the three investigators/stooges left to hail a taxi cab, the cab driver asked "Where to?" and after Curly said "Egypt" the taxi cab driver said "Right. Huh?" Even though it was impossible to drive over 3,000 miles and an ocean to get to Egypt, the fare went from $0.15/mile to $2,189.55 (14,597 miles). Just as soon as the stooges embark on their adventure, Curly saw a Marage of the ocean, and just as soon as the stooges dove, they found the tomb of the mighty King Rootin' Tootin', the place had traps. When the stooges found the secret room to find Rootin' Tootin', Curly was carrying Hotsy-Totsy, Rootin' Tootin's wife, Curly cruses the mummy. When danger was at hand when the three thieves were about to go into the secret room, Moe had the idea to turn Curly into a "Daddy Mummy". And just as soon as Dick Curtis, the boss of the thieves takes out the New York Times paper and read "Yanks win World Series," Curly spoke "Yeah. I won five bucks!" The boss and the other two thieves were tricked and just as soon as the three stooges and the professor were being chased, the three thieves fell down the well. And just as the stooges realized King Rootin' Tootin' was a midget, the stooges discussed all the troubles they had when they were getting the mummy to collect the $5,000. At the end, Curly saw an alligator, but he though it was a mummy alligator; as he got bit in the butt by the alligator when he was getting a rope, the other two stooges didn't believe Curly, but as soon as they saw the alligator snap, the stooges; the professor ran to get back into the taxi.

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  Comedy

[luosnomed]

To the basement, to the basement! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............

lol comedy gold

[Pirusiandres]

At the end the taxi cost $5000. Lol!

[BeantownJim]

palm trees as sand chains hahahaha



[Matt Capitano]

"Gentlemen! Gentlemen!"... "Who came in?" lol

[Ryan Mason]

Moe doin his silly ole tricks to Curly lol.

But the three stooges is soo funny lol. :-)

[thoughtbeast]

One of the best!

[madebutante]

I think curly is hot!

[ricci1729]

daddy mummy

ha hahaha .........

[baxter5431]

Hmm! King Rootin Tootin you're goin places! THAT'S what YOU think! *LOL*

[Austin Jefferies]

hahahaha funny fuckers~~ what they're



[SuperDarkserpent]

I'm not trying to sound like a numeracy nazi but the taxi cost 2,198 dollars 55 cents which counting the trip back would be doubled meaning the total cost would

be 4,397 dollars 10 cents.

Taking away that from 5K would leave you with 602 dollars 90 cents. If the stooges had to pay for the damages to the vheicle during the trip, which i doubt, then that may equal out.

Long live the stooges' legacy.

[Joe P]

Love how Curly makes the well "safe".