USS VD : Ship of Shame

This is from a 1942 Department of Defense venereal disease training film. This doctor uses humor to take his mind off his horrible, horrible job.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• uss
• vd
• ship
• shame
• U.S.
• military
• navy
• venereal
• disease
• doctor
• fourties
• funny
• WWII
• DOD
• Gonorrhea
• STD
• sex
• Syphilis
• dumb

[spookygirl240]

"Did you use a rubber?"

"No doc, she said she was married."

WTF does that have to do with anything?? Stupid fool!

[turnertalking]

Toilet seat must have been connected to the glory hole.

[2013hivey]

Doc has a cigarette over his ear.

[bubbiesdad]

28. Even though you're tired and sleepy, take the time to wrap your pee-pee.

29. Before getting drastic, wrap it in plastic

30. Before getting laid, wrap up your spade

31. Bodies shouldn't go slapping unless peter's got his wrapping

32. Don't make a mistake, cover your snake.

33. You could get a germ if you don't cover your worm

34. You might wind up dead if you don't shield your head

[bubbiesdad]

18. The right selection! Protect your erection.

19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.

20. A crank with armor will never harm her.

21. If yo really love her, wear a cover.

22. Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.

23. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.

24. If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.

25. No glove, No love.

26. Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.

27. AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.

[bubbiesdad]

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat.

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.

14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.

17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.

[bubbiesdad]

1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

[Zoomer30]

" so you did not use a rubber because she said she was married. GREAT! You got a twofer! You have VD AND you going to hell!"

[Zoomer30]

Makes you wonder why pol even have sex XD

[Plataea]

gonnoria's no worse than a cold....a cold thats like pissing razor blades and dripping puss~