Steve McClaren - A Tribute Song (clean version)

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right from the start, you never had it in your heart
When you left the Riverside, The English nation sighed




Cos whenever we went 1-0 up, you'd find a way to balls it up




Put 11 men behind the ball




And now you've lost it all
Because
[CHORUS]
You chose Lescott
You chose Campbell




Our back four - complete shambles
Crouch (or insert whichever england player you like in here!) should have come off after ten
But oh no you went and left him on 'til the end




While our boys tried to pull together




You were more worried 'bout the weather




You just stood under your umbrella




You just stood under your Umbrella




(Ella ella eh eh eh)




Under my umbrella




(ella ella eh eh eh)




Under my umbrella




(ella ella eh eh eh)




Under my umbrella




(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)




And when we equalised, most of us fans realised




Attacking seemed to work, but you didn't concur




Told Beckham don't attack, Help Micah at the back




Put 10 men behind the ball




And now you've lost it all




Because

In a friendly with nothing going




You chose to play Michael Owen
Injured his leg out for six weeks




You just sat and puffed your bright red cheeks




We were 2-0 down, and needed help




Guidance from you and "El Tel"




But you were more worried 'bout the weather




You just stood under your damn umbrella

You only had a plan A, And that was the same every day




Just lump it long to Pete, And never play it to feet




You have to be a twit, to make lamps and stevie look sh*t




Somehow you managed it




You silly ginger git




Because
You chose Lescott




You chose Campbell




Our back four - complete shambles




Crouch should have come off after ten




But oh no you went and left him on 'til the end




While our boys tried to pull together




You were more worried 'bout the weather




You just stood under your umbrella




You just stood under your Umbrella

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Steve
• McClaren
• England
• Football
• Team
• Sacked
• Song
• Funny
• FA

[jackoronaldo]

awsome mate fair play

[flimda]

Class.

[TheShlug]

Listen mate, don't mate. That was shite

[101mrcoolstuff]

good job u r good hope u keep playing

[B3N987654321]

Thank you! from a Nottingham Forest fan

[sebgriff]

your quality!

[caseunit]

i particularlly like the " you silly ginger gittt" hahahaha

[lewis4566]

go on britains got talent?!?!

[DavidSloanVideos]

BIN THE UMBRELLA!!!!!!!!!

[nettied99]

@joshwakeman youre a cunt, fucking muppett

[MarcFCTwente]

Obviously Steve's a great manager, even though his new team's performances are poor. But you've got to admit: He''s done brilliantly at my club, he did a pretty decent job at Middlesbrough too. He's indeed done poorly at the national squas, but I believe nearly anyone would have managed to lead England to successes. Look at them now: they haven't made too much progress, have they?